Friday Yoke

[allthumbs]

A married couple is lying in bed one night. The wife is curled up, ready to

go to sleep, and the husband turns his bed lamp on to read a book. As he's

reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife and fondles her

special area. He does this a few times, but only for a very short interval

before returning to read his book.

 

The wife gradually becomes more and more aroused and, assuming that her

husband is seeking some encouragement before going further, gets up and

starts stripping in front of him.

 

The husband is confused and asks, "Why are you taking off your clothes?"

 

His wife replies, "You were rubbing me downtown. I thought it was foreplay."

The husband says, "No, not at all."

His wife asks angrily, "Well, what were you doing then?" "I was just wetting

my fingers so I could turn the pages in my book."

[rodeo]

How many nights did she spend on the couch for that one Trask?

 

(--Climb on,,,

 

"Baby. You know I don't go anywhere without my latest CC.com beta sheets. That and my shiny new action suit."

[Dru]

Daisy sent me this one: "After my husband and I had an argument we ended up not talking to each other for 3 days. Finally on the third day he asked me where one of his shirts was. 'Oh' I said, 'so now you're speaking to me'. He looked confused 'What are you talking about?' 'Haven't you noticed I haven't spoken to you for 3 days?' 'No, I thought we were just getting along!"

[Mr._Natural]

A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son

playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the

train stop and her son saying, "All of you bastards who want off, get

the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you bastards

who are getting on, get your ass in the train, cause we're going

down the tracks".

 

The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind

of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and stay

there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train,

but I want you to use nice language."

 

Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing

with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say

"All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take

all of your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us

today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. "

 

She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we

ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember,

there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and

relaxing journey with us today.

 

As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who

are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the fat bitch in

the kitchen"

 

 

[ 11-15-2002, 04:08 PM: Message edited by: Mr. Natural ]

[Thinker]

[Al_Pine]

[thelawgoddess]

quote:

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Originally posted by Mr. Natural:

A mother was working in the kitchen ...

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now that was funny!