Bored Today ??

[allthumbs]

i'm happy for ya

get it while ya can

[lizard_brain]

quote:

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Originally posted by trask:

fancy yurself as a beer connoisseur?

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Yeah, I do. That's why I don't know any of them. On tap only, dude. Now if you show me a bunch of taps, I might know those.

 

(You mean they sell beer in bottles?)

[sk]

holly crap I suck! I got 4/16

[allthumbs]

I think that I shall never hear,

a poem lovely as a beer.

 

a beer whose frothy mug is pressed,

against my mouth like a flowing breast;

 

a beer that bathes in a keg all day,

with bittersweet nectar for which I pray;

 

a beer my throat in summer quench,

served on a tray by a busty wench;

 

when the empty mug on the counter is lain;

refill it quickly with the fruit of the grain.

 

poems are written by beer drinkers like me,

so order 'nother round while I take a pee.

[thelawgoddess]

did that "stupid" quiz tell you that you suck? because that's exactly what it told me. and hey, you're two up on me girl!

[sk]

Yes it did tell me I suck, and I think my feelings are hurt. I guess we just have to drink more beer eh lawgoddess?

 

Trask, I think your brain is full of more useless garbage than mine I like the poem

[thelawgoddess]

nice poem, trask.

[allthumbs]

I'm not talking to you women anymore

you all think I'm a pervert and mean-spirited

and it's starting to hurt my feelings

goodday, trask

[thelawgoddess]

i actually don't like to drink beer at all, so i guess i should be happy i even got two of them. i'm more of a mixed drinker myself ... and that other thread was pretty right on. (except i am NOT high maintenance! i'm NOT! i'm NOT!)

[lizard_brain]

I think you ladies owe Trask an apology and a nice hug.

[thelawgoddess]

just because we think you're a pervert doesn't mean we hate you. and we said we LIKED your poem!!!

[sk]

yeah, what she said...only more

 

hey LB how do you send an internet hug????

[lizard_brain]

quote:

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Originally posted by sk:

hey LB how do you send an internet hug????

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[sk]

awwwww that's cute

[rr666]

I didn't think anyone could hurt trask's feelings?

[Greg_W]

Trask has a feeling?

[allthumbs]

fuck all you chodes

i happen to be a very sensitve guy

eat balls

[Greg_W]

Eat shit, nutlicker. Your only posing as a sensitive (read, "Fairy") guy to get into lawgoddess's pants.

 

Bitchin', page top. Blow goats, Trasky!!

 

[ 08-01-2002, 03:42 PM: Message edited by: Greg W ]

[allthumbs]

eat shit you cum guzzlin' homo,

go back to watchin the Christopher Lowell show-

whatchu' know about courtin anyway?

 

[ 08-01-2002, 03:41 PM: Message edited by: trask ]

[Greg_W]

Go fist yourself, fudgepacker!! Go back to watching Dr. Phil, I think they are trying to help people come to grips with the fact that their parents tried to drown them at birth. Might help ya. I hear that the doctor told your mom to drown you at birth and use the milk for butter!

 

Pecker Pirate!!

[allthumbs]

you kiss your dick with that mouth?

[Greg_W]

quote:

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Originally posted by trask:

you kiss your dick with that mouth?

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Wake up, wake up, Trask. You're daydreaming again. It's not good to verbalize your homoerotic daydreams, people might start to wonder. It's bad enough that you cut the ass cheeks out of all your pants and call your co-workers "python-boy."

[rr666]

Ding-Ding,

 

OK, the first round is over, for this battle of decades (or maybe just this afternoon) between Greg and Trask. Go back to your corners and take a breather.

 

On the count of 3 come back out fightin' The next round will be the last. good luck boys.

[allthumbs]

go suck some dick, 666

wanker!!

[rr666]

Hey get it right, I graduated from the wanker stage, and I am now a HC Lover. so bring on the horsecock.