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I think that I shall never hear,

a poem lovely as a beer.

 

a beer whose frothy mug is pressed,

against my mouth like a flowing breast;

 

a beer that bathes in a keg all day,

with bittersweet nectar for which I pray;

 

a beer my throat in summer quench,

served on a tray by a busty wench;

 

when the empty mug on the counter is lain;

refill it quickly with the fruit of the grain.

 

poems are written by beer drinkers like me,

so order 'nother round while I take a pee.

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Go fist yourself, fudgepacker!! Go back to watching Dr. Phil, I think they are trying to help people come to grips with the fact that their parents tried to drown them at birth. Might help ya. I hear that the doctor told your mom to drown you at birth and use the milk for butter!

 

Pecker Pirate!!

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Originally posted by trask:

you kiss your dick with that mouth?

Wake up, wake up, Trask. You're daydreaming again. It's not good to verbalize your homoerotic daydreams, people might start to wonder. It's bad enough that you cut the ass cheeks out of all your pants and call your co-workers "python-boy."

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Ding-Ding,

 

OK, the first round is over, for this battle of decades (or maybe just this afternoon) between Greg and Trask. Go back to your corners and take a breather.

 

On the count of 3 come back out fightin' The next round will be the last. good luck boys.

[Razz]

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