erik Posted August 22, 2001 Posted August 22, 2001 what do you call two full beers occupying both hands of a person? Quote
Dwayner Posted August 22, 2001 Posted August 22, 2001 Thanks for makin' me all thirsty, guys. Guess it's time to drag myself outta of the house and get me some breakfast. Dang! It's 3:30!! Better head to the 7-11 and get my morning '64 of Mickey's, stylishly consumed with a big red Slurpee straw. Then's it off to Costco for some world-class grazing. Why did the sport-climber cross the road? To bolt a pile of choss as practice before heading over to ruin the good stuff. Yowsa! Don't get me started!!! Quote
erik Posted August 22, 2001 Author Posted August 22, 2001 here is the answer boys and dwayner: irish handcuffs Quote
Dru Posted August 22, 2001 Posted August 22, 2001 Why did the pervert cross the road? He couldn't pull out of the chicken What's the difference between kinky and a pervert? Kinky uses a feather and a pervert uses the whole chicken. [This message has been edited by Dru (edited 08-22-2001).] Quote
bobinc Posted August 22, 2001 Posted August 22, 2001 Actually, the correct answer is, "a college education". Quote
pen Posted August 22, 2001 Posted August 22, 2001 Jesus Dru, those were really good first grade jokes. I hope you don't have something to do with missle defense, or some dicy important shit like that with the Can. govt. quote: Originally posted by Dru: Why did the pervert cross the road? He couldn't pull out of the chicken What's the difference between kinky and a pervert? Kinky uses a feather and a pervert uses the whole chicken. [This message has been edited by Dru (edited 08-22-2001).] Quote
Dru Posted August 23, 2001 Posted August 23, 2001 a good start? (actually, that is the answer to "what do you call a pile of dead sport climbers? " 5 minutes work? Quote
Cpt.Caveman Posted August 23, 2001 Posted August 23, 2001 Add a beer bong and it is 5 seconds work! Quote
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