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The real story of the Mariners this year is the new Manager's obsession with EYEBALLS! Cut and pasted from various Mariner blogs:

 

"If you even look at his eyes before and after, it was a different set of eyes," the manager said.

 

"I saw [bedard] as good as anybody when he was back in Baltimore," Wedge said. "He's just had a lot of trouble with injuries. But I look into his eyes and see good eyes."

 

"Good eyes. I am a big believer in that, good eyes in the room. They were all locked in. They were paying attention, the room felt good. I felt like they were hearing Carl, hearing me. It felt good."

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Even Felix is converted!

 

“It was different,” said Felix Hernandez when asked if this was the same Wedge he saw off the field in Seattle. “He is intense. You see his eyes and he wants to win. It is good for us. We have a lot of young people here and it is good.”

 

 

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"I looked Milton Bradley in the eye. I found him to be very straightforward and trustworthy. We had a very good dialogue. I was able to get a sense of his soul; a man deeply committed to his ballclub and the best interests of his ballclub." --Wedgie

 

Our new manager looks like Stacey Keach: the Cocaine Years. Maybe he really can light a fire in these rejects. If they don't have a winning record in April, he should light a fire in Jack Zurdrednick's bed...while he's in it. "Rejects". That'd be good, remember the Red Sox? "The Idiots" won the World Series. These M's can be "the Rejects". Mmmm, no I don't think that's going to fly. Aaardsmegma's back though, Seattle area hearing aid retailers are overjoyed. The new M's marketing slogan? "We've Got Cust!" Yeah, that's not so good.

 

 

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