rob Posted February 25, 2011 Posted February 25, 2011 She won't be able to talk on the phone tomorrow. Take my word for it, she'll have her mouth full. Quote
Tyson.g Posted February 26, 2011 Author Posted February 26, 2011 There you go Rob! Much much better. That's the kinda shit I expect from you bitches. I was feeling let down. similar to the guy at the end of the line to your moms door when the navy is in town. and by the way, filling my moms tiny little mouth is not much to brag about. Quote
Tyson.g Posted February 26, 2011 Author Posted February 26, 2011 The man knows of what he speaks. I thought I recognized you Nitrox. I think we may have high fived on the reach around? C'mon try harder. Quote
stevetimetravlr Posted February 27, 2011 Posted February 27, 2011 You're from Everett?? Jeebus, I'm sorry. That means the odds are you are an overweight alcoholic dropout with a meth problem, bad acne and worse tattoos, and still driving a car from the 1970's with a "I love cops" bumper sticker, no drivers license, no insurance, and a girlfriend that is uglier, fatter and smells worse then you do. Don't ask me how I know, I just do. Quote
Tyson.g Posted February 28, 2011 Author Posted February 28, 2011 You're from Everett?? Jeebus, I'm sorry. That means the odds are you are an overweight alcoholic dropout with a meth problem, bad acne and worse tattoos, and still driving a car from the 1970's with a "I love cops" bumper sticker, no drivers license, no insurance, and a girlfriend that is uglier, fatter and smells worse then you do. Don't ask me how I know, I just do. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted February 28, 2011 Posted February 28, 2011 You're from Everett?? Jeebus, I'm sorry. That means the odds are you are an overweight alcoholic dropout with a meth problem, bad acne and worse tattoos, and still driving a car from the 1970's with a "I love cops" bumper sticker, no drivers license, no insurance, and a girlfriend that is uglier, fatter and smells worse then you do. Don't ask me how I know, I just do. I worked in Everett for a decade and all I want to say is that this description is outrageous... ...ly accurate. Quote
Tyson.g Posted February 28, 2011 Author Posted February 28, 2011 Tyson.g = Summitchaser. Nope. But truly the most insulting insult of all that have posted on this topic. Nice work man. If you ever venture to the 'ham I will buy you a beer! Quote
Tyson.g Posted February 28, 2011 Author Posted February 28, 2011 You're from Everett?? Jeebus, I'm sorry. That means the odds are you are an overweight alcoholic dropout with a meth problem, bad acne and worse tattoos, and still driving a car from the 1970's with a "I love cops" bumper sticker, no drivers license, no insurance, and a girlfriend that is uglier, fatter and smells worse then you do. Don't ask me how I know, I just do. I worked in Everett for a decade and all I want to say is that this description is outrageous... ...ly accurate. True enough! Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted February 28, 2011 Posted February 28, 2011 The city issues free black Reeboks high tops to every adult upon suspension of their driver's license - presumably with a tracking device. More comfortable than an ankle bracelet, I guess. Quote
Tyson.g Posted March 1, 2011 Author Posted March 1, 2011 The city issues free black Reeboks high tops to every adult upon suspension of their driver's license - presumably with a tracking device. More comfortable than an ankle bracelet, I guess. Shit yeas! These kicks be chill beotch. I wondered how the po po were on me all the time. Hate to give these babys up. Quote
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