ivan Posted February 17, 2011 Posted February 17, 2011 it is simply too goddamn miserable to go outside most of the year! Quote
prole Posted February 17, 2011 Posted February 17, 2011 Unfortunately their unhealthy lifestyles are being offset by their forced breeding programs. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted February 18, 2011 Posted February 18, 2011 There's no problem in the south that cannot be resolved with enough bacon n grits. Southerners may claim a lot of things, but they are people of considerable appetite who will do essentially anything for pork. I once saw a southern Baptist minister step on a baby's head on his way to a Walmart promotional rack of apple bacon. There's nothin a pretty little piece of mountain trash won't do for a pound of fatback. Quote
ivan Posted February 18, 2011 Author Posted February 18, 2011 There's no problem in the south that cannot be resolved with enough bacon n grits. Southerners may claim a lot of things, but they are people of considerable appetite who will do essentially anything for pork. i had bacon n' grits every goddamn day on denali, and usually corn-nuts for lunch Quote
Nitrox Posted February 18, 2011 Posted February 18, 2011 it is simply too goddamn miserable to go outside most of the year! Don't worry, Obamacare will make them healthy. Quote
ivan Posted February 18, 2011 Author Posted February 18, 2011 it is simply too goddamn miserable to go outside most of the year! Don't worry, Obamacare will make them healthy. that would be ironic, given their screaming opposition to it only al gore can save these poor fat-asses - massive global cooling alone will give them the courage to walk out their front doors Quote
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