snow-muncher Posted November 21, 2001 Posted November 21, 2001 just wanted to say... snotty ANTI-POTSMOKIN' scotty might think that we(potsmokin' superfreaks at 10,000 feet) "SUCK" (of course this is HIS opinion), but, my opinion would be that HE swallows! HA HA HARDY HAR HAR! Dear Scott, I hope that you enjoy this nice little spot up my ass that you've reserved for yourself, since you seem to be so determined to protest our actions on that lovely saturday afternoon. By the way, the ride down was amazing. Not necessarily because we were as high as can be (I'm talkin' about "life", not "pot"), but because we aren't the types to let ANY kind of situation ruin our experience. So sorry if you can't get over it, but so proud of you if you can. also, a brief message to COMMIEROD... fuck off if you've ever seen a SCORCESE film with half the balls of my fellow snowboarding, film-making, pot-smoking comrade that you so blatantly regarded as an asswipe. Please eat me, but only after you've wiped my friends ass with your tongue. Later daze and purple haze, the snow-muncher. p.s. alpine k rocks!!! Quote
oo9 Posted November 21, 2001 Posted November 21, 2001 If you could have seen the look on Snotty Anti-potsmokin Scotty's face when he got a whiff of the kind B, or was it the chron A? (alpine k had 2 different types of herb that we were requested to test on that beautiful day.).I'll tell you though, out of all the spectacular places I've smoked, from the summit to that little hut, and beyond, one reason for going into that place SHOULD be to smoke a big fatty!you should all well know that the glorious views are not of those freezing rock walls.We were not trying to offend anybody, tight or loose in the ass, but enjoy a nice room to share some laughs and a few puffs. Sincerely, the Scorcesean "asswipe" p.s. yo COMMIEROD, how about me filming that porn of you lickin' Snotty Anti-potsmokin Scotty's ass, seeing that YOU are the original asswipe on the mountain. [ 11-22-2001: Message edited by: oo9 ] Quote
AlpineK Posted November 21, 2001 Posted November 21, 2001 Go easy on the Comradja guy. He's got a few screws loose and a wierd sense of humor. Quote
Cpt.Caveman Posted November 21, 2001 Posted November 21, 2001 009 wassup! How did that film turn out from the Bone Fendel!? Quote
Charlie Posted November 21, 2001 Posted November 21, 2001 You guys are lame. A couple of anonymous shit - talkers....wow, I'm impressed! Quote
Cpt.Caveman Posted November 21, 2001 Posted November 21, 2001 quote: Originally posted by Charlie: You guys are lame. A couple of anonymous shit - talkers....wow, I'm impressed! Charlie that is the beauty of the whole thing Quote
hikerwa Posted November 21, 2001 Posted November 21, 2001 Anonomous shit talkers? Damn, I know cavey, 009, alpinek and most of the "anonomous" shit talkers, and interestingly enough no charlie. who the fuck are you chode-boy. I've never seen you out. late Quote
Cpt.Caveman Posted November 21, 2001 Posted November 21, 2001 Nah dude Charlie is cool chill out people. Quote
hikerwa Posted November 21, 2001 Posted November 21, 2001 my new spray persona sometimes gets the best of me.... I'm really just practicing my spray technique.... Quote
comradreja Posted November 21, 2001 Posted November 21, 2001 quote: Originally posted by snow-muncher: and all around Sodom member...[QB also, a brief message to COMMIEROD... fuck off if you've ever seen a SCORCESE film with half the balls of my fellow snowboarding, film-making, pot-smoking comrade that you so blatantly regarded as an asswipe. Please eat me, but only after you've wiped my friends ass with your tongue. Later daze and purple haze, the snow-muncher.p.s. alpine k rocks!!![/QB] Listen you Chud Chuggler, Scorcese sucks, he is just as much a tard as you are, and he just licks the dingleberrys from Kurosawa's ass and claims that the hairballs are his . I don't need to do any of your Fisting antics. I thought you pretentious male douche bags were pretty godd_mn funny, filming with a Super 8, and going down wimpy slopes. I was offended by your total lack of decorum by smoking some sort of sick "Type B" strain of the devil's weed, in such a sanctuary, like the Climber's hut. I don't need your herb, when I have the Prince of Peace to pray to, you santiary napkin reject... However you guys sure climb fast, I give you too that, and I was impress at your speed and using no backpack in ascending with your board. Besides that, Screw you, prairie fairy... Comradreja, who is no commie.... but a tard detector.. Quote
comradreja Posted November 21, 2001 Posted November 21, 2001 quote: Originally posted by AlpineK: Go easy on the Comradja guy. He's got a few screws loose and a wierd sense of humor. Bite me, you godd_mn tree hugger, I don't your support and I would never ski with a psycho like you. You are darn Scotch stealer weasel. I bet you are a wuss ass skier as well. I can traverse some slopes you would be too afraid to ski. comradreja... Quote
erik Posted November 21, 2001 Posted November 21, 2001 commie, for claiming you are a christian you sure have a lot of animosity towards others. i am not sure but i dno not think that was jesus's message. more like acceptance of all who do not violate the values of god. but i am no expert. Quote
comradreja Posted November 21, 2001 Posted November 21, 2001 quote: Originally posted by oo9: p.s. yo COMMIEROD, how about me filming that porn of you lickin' Snotty Anti-potsmokin Scotty's ass, seeing that YOU are the original asswipe on the mountain.] At least were clean and have G_d on our side, you Hippie Travis Bickle reject. I may be an asswipe buddy, but I am one of those sanitary clothes that you dream to be. Go back to your John Cassavetes wet dreams, choad boy, and don't hit any rocks on the way down. I didn't because I had G_d on my side, which you can't say! Comradreja... Quote
AlpineK Posted November 21, 2001 Posted November 21, 2001 quote: Originally posted by comradreja: Bite me, you godd_mn tree hugger, I don't your support and I would never ski with a psycho like you. You are darn Scotch stealer weasel. I bet you are a wuss ass skier as well. I can traverse some slopes you would be too afraid to ski. comradreja... Yeah... and you can sidestep down some slopes that I can ski while I sit at the base of and laugh and drink your scotch. [ 11-21-2001: Message edited by: AlpineK ] Quote
comradreja Posted November 21, 2001 Posted November 21, 2001 quote: Originally posted by erik: commie,for claiming you are a christian you sure have a lot of animosity towards others. i am not sure but i dno not think that was jesus's message. more like acceptance of all who do not violate the values of god. but i am no expert. The Prince of Peace is helping me out with this problem of my animosity . I just get fed up when these long hair hydrocephalics drop outs and other left wing wombat felchers when they get on my case, because of my spirituality. I wanted to talk about G_d at the hut, but they just laugh at me, and made me be all sullen in my Provolone Pesto sandwich, and like the Serpent in the Garden of Eden, try to tempt me with the Devil's Herb. I blame all my falls and cartwheels going to the Paradise Parking lot on those sinners... I also think the guy with the Super 8 camera was secretly filming my falls, to further embarrass me, or perhaps to my prayer group. It is always a test, to be good to G_d, but I revert back to fighting back when I confront stuck up lefties.... Comradreja... Quote
comradreja Posted November 22, 2001 Posted November 22, 2001 quote: Originally posted by erik: commie,for claiming you are a christian you sure have a lot of animosity towards others. i am not sure but i dno not think that was jesus's message. more like acceptance of all who do not violate the values of god. but i am no expert. The Prince of Peace is helping me out with this problem of my animosity . I just get fed up when these long hair hydrocephalics drop outs and other left wing wombat felchers when they get on my case, because of my spirituality. I wanted to talk about G_d at the hut, but they just laugh at me, and made me be all sullen in my Provolone Pesto sandwich, and like the Serpent in the Garden of Eden, try to tempt me with the Devil's Herb. I blame all my falls and cartwheels going to the Paradise Parking lot on those sinners... I also think the guy with the Super 8 camera was secretly filming my falls, to further embarrass me, or perhaps to my prayer group. It is always a test, to be good to G_d, but I revert back to fighting back when I confront stuck up lefties.... Comradreja... Quote
oo9 Posted November 22, 2001 Posted November 22, 2001 Comrad, sorry I missed such a stunt filled descent. Quote
oo9 Posted November 22, 2001 Posted November 22, 2001 quote: Originally posted by Cpt.Caveman: 009 wassup! How did that film turn out from the Bone Fendel!? Cpt.Caveman, the "Bone" looks good and has been showing with Longboarding part 1,"dont hit the pavement" Will be on video soon. Happy Thanksgiving! [ 11-22-2001: Message edited by: oo9 ] Quote
erik Posted November 22, 2001 Posted November 22, 2001 quote: Originally posted by comradreja: The Prince of Peace is helping me out with this problem of my animosity . I just get fed up when these long hair hydrocephalics drop outs and other left wing wombat felchers when they get on my case, because of my spirituality. I wanted to talk about G_d at the hut, but they just laugh at me, and made me be all sullen in my Provolone Pesto sandwich, and like the Serpent in the Garden of Eden, try to tempt me with the Devil's Herb. I blame all my falls and cartwheels going to the Paradise Parking lot on those sinners... I also think the guy with the Super 8 camera was secretly filming my falls, to further embarrass me, or perhaps to my prayer group. It is always a test, to be good to G_d, but I revert back to fighting back when I confront stuck up lefties.... Comradreja... from the readings and listening to christians, animosity is a personal problem, god may reconize it, but unless you are able to keep it at bay your negative intetions are obvious and how can you claim to love god, when you cannot even love yourself. people much likew yourself who have much anger are harboring something and in tirn only deisre conflict. so instead of using god as some scape goat after you piss everyone off maybe you need to hold yourself accountable for your actions. Quote
snow-muncher Posted November 23, 2001 Author Posted November 23, 2001 here's some original poetry for all you goddam holy rollers out there... (yes, i did say GOD, and i do mean YOU!) at the camp muir shelter, it's sucka night, i been born again, and i can see the light!in the house of the setting sun, anytime of the year i can repent for my sins and wash it down with a beer!now i wanna' make sure that i don't give none of ya' the wrong impression.but i stopped by to pay my pentence, and to make a small confession...now i been known to drink and i been known to smoke, and i know god's a comic, and life's a fucken' joke.hangin' out with the holy rollers, rollin' up some holy smoke,baptised myself with a bottle of beer, almost made myself choke.i don't know about the father, the son, and the holy ghost.but i do know about his daughter and who she likes the most.i said "get on yer knees and pray, ya' know there's nothin' to it.",she got on her knees alright, and i think the devil made her do it.she took me in the bathroom, and i screamed out "hallelujah"and if you think you're feeling lucky then maybe she will do ya'!now that i've washed my conscience in a pint of holy wateri think i'll go to church and get it on with the preacher's daughter. i'll drink a cup of blood, take a bite of the bread of christ,the devil will twist my arm, next thing i'll be enticedby a sweet and sexy mama in the shape of a nun.she'll make me pay for my sins at the house of the setting sun!!! hows about a lil' joke for all you sinners? alright, so there's this line of dead nuns, standing at the pearly gates, waiting to get into heaven. st. peter calls the first nun forward, says "now, since you're a nun, there's a pretty good chance that you're going to heaven. but, i must inquire, have you ever had any contact with a man's penis?". the nun blushes, and says "well, i have SEEN a man's penis with these EYES.". so saint peter says "go over to the holy fountain, rinse out your eyes, say three hail marys, and then you may pass through the pearly gates and go into heaven.". st. peter calls the next nun forward, and asks the same question "have you ever had ANY contact with a man's penis?". the nun giggles, holds up her finger, then replies "well, i have TOUCHED a man's penis with THIS FINGER!". st. peter then instructs the nun to go to the holy fountain, rinse off her finger, say three hail marys, and only after would she be able to pass through the pearly gates, and enter the heavenly kingdom. just as st. peter was about to call the next nun forward, a bustling nun pushes her way to the front of the line from way in the back. st. peter exclaims "SISTER, SISTER!!! IN THE NAME OF THE LORD, WHAT IN THE HELL IS YOUR HURRY?!!! the frantic nun replies "I JUST WANT TO RINSE MY MOUTH OUT IN THAT FOUNTAIN BEFORE THIS NUN STICKS HER ASS IN IT!!!".(buh-dump-tshhh!) Quote
snow-muncher Posted November 23, 2001 Author Posted November 23, 2001 yo 009- check em's email. i just got yours, and need to talk to you about showing the film later tonight at the party! -s.m. Quote
Dave_Schuldt Posted November 23, 2001 Posted November 23, 2001 I THOUGHT THIS SITE WAS SAFE FROM RELIGOUS BULLSHIT, HOW NIEVE I AM. Quote
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