Cpt.Caveman Posted October 4, 2001 Author Share Posted October 4, 2001 Hunting Snafflehounds is fun! I just did it the other evening. Those little buggers are quick smart and know their home terrain well. Perhaps a flamethrower would work best? Die Snafflehounds Die! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronco Posted October 4, 2001 Share Posted October 4, 2001 Honestly, what could be better than getting an alpine start underway than waking up your tentmates with a triple flutter blast while shreiking "AVALANCHE!!!!!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted October 4, 2001 Share Posted October 4, 2001 BBQ The Snafflehound? Snafflehound Surprise: take 3 cans of beer and open them. drink contents. repeat. now take a big rock and a granola bar. wrap the granola bar with some nylon webbing and put it in front of a snafflehound hole. drink more beer. when snafflehound sticks head out of hole to eat grains and webbing (mmmm webbing), whap it with the rock. SURPRISE, MOTHERFUCKER!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronco Posted October 4, 2001 Share Posted October 4, 2001 On the subject of snafflehounds, (like all good rednecks) I have a mid sized "live trap" which is basically a cage with a spring loaded front door. You would throw some bait in there and just wait.....SPROING! You guys are welcome to pack it in with you to rid the earth of these blatent varmits. I wont be responsible for the fine you might get for "harassing wildlife" althougth you could claim self defense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted October 4, 2001 Share Posted October 4, 2001 Do sheep count as wildlife? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt.Caveman Posted October 4, 2001 Author Share Posted October 4, 2001 Dru, We know you have a sheep fetish. Keep it to yourself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpt.Caveman Posted October 4, 2001 Author Share Posted October 4, 2001 You can have fun with all the farm animals you want. I dont think I will need to know any more info Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted October 4, 2001 Share Posted October 4, 2001 I'm planning to fill up a bunch of inflatable sheep with helium and tie them to my pack to aid the long march in to the Enchantments this weekend. But if it will be considered wildlife harassment I will have to come up with a way to hide them from the rangers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodeo Posted October 4, 2001 Share Posted October 4, 2001 Dru, As long as the sheep are at least 10' above your head, I don't think the rangers would ever even notice them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EddieE Posted October 4, 2001 Share Posted October 4, 2001 I'm picturing the Macy's parade walking around in the enchantments. That's funny. I don't know about Canada, but I think blowing sheep is a crime in some states. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted October 4, 2001 Share Posted October 4, 2001 "the sheep, my friend, are blowin' in the wind..." you gonna arrest the wind for blowin' them sheep, ranger?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted October 5, 2001 Share Posted October 5, 2001 What about inflatable sheep? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maurice Posted October 8, 2001 Share Posted October 8, 2001 Nothing but Ramen in ten different flavors which all taste the same. The sliced and sauted portabello mushrooms are optional. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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