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Spray Freaks,

Captain Caveman's rack (what a piece-but thanks anyway) is currently residing in Jtree. It's about 100 fu**ing degrees now, but Betty Jo Yablonski waits for the desert unitiated. High Ball in Guide Almighties is the only way to go out....I am become one with the mattress people for the Bachar Cracker of the desert....nice locks...crumbly feet...hard ground waits below...

Zion...Yosemite...Tahoe....Reno (Ken Scott says Hi BTW) Salt Lake (Mormon Girls RULE!) all in the rear view mirror, but heading back to Yose in a few days. Little Mikey tweaked his wrist in the North Dome gulley....Scott Burke is one with the spray people...gonna eat candy bars on a portaledge here soon....

Erik Snyder reads too much rock porn...he needs to shave his eyebrows soon too...

Dru....et al...take care....

Laids,

Chongo HoroWitz

 

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hey, chug! good to hear you are alive. i just broke into your house and stole all your gear! you know us tacoma-toses are! good to hear you are living it up. stay drunk and don't get real!

 

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Chongo,

Waaazzzup! Rack a piece!? Wow man just solo then. shocked.gif

Nice I heard about Mikey too. How did Ken treat you? Did he hook you up with any strippers?

Have fun in the sun and bring back some shrooms!

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Mikey soloed past us on the Royal Arches wearing some funky hiking boot thingies, but that descent gulley is nasty and exposed. He's lucky...

Haven't placed a piece of pro in 3 days...downclimbing is a forgotten art...I'll try to yell something really legendary and profound if I deck....

Spray on ladies,

Chongo

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i heard that mikey had you on his back cause you were tired of hiking, and your espresso machine fell out of your pack and torked his wrist! bastard now who i am going to climb hard with!

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Waaa hoo! That Bachar Cracker of the Desert AKA Pig Pen, Kicks Ass!

You should do that Hobbit Hole Offwidth too. Oh yeah and Grit Roof with a big hole in the ass of your Prana Mojaves.

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If you are the same Chongo I met under The Sea last year, I can't wait to come hear some more about quantum physics! Way better than any of Dwayner's stupid lessons.

You know you really freaked my Born Again friends out. They are going through all kinds of moral delemas!

I can't wait to see how many haulbags you've got straped up to that bitch this spring!

Hows that book comin'? When can I get a copy? You never told me the ending, what really happened to Jesus????

You rule Chongo, I'll save you some candybars!

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