Pete_H Posted February 4, 2010 Posted February 4, 2010 http://www.nytimes.com/2010/02/04/world/europe/04scotland.html?ref=todayspaper "In a survey last year of 172 prisoners at a young offenders’ institution, 43 percent of the 117 people who drank alcohol before committing their crimes said they had drunk Buckfast. In a study of litter in a typical housing project, 35 percent of the items identified were Buckfast bottles. And the police in the depressed industrial district of Strathclyde recently told a BBC program that the drink had been mentioned in 5,638 crime reports between 2006 and 2009 (the bottle was used as a weapon in 114 of them)." Quote
olyclimber Posted February 4, 2010 Posted February 4, 2010 the best alcoholics have the path to a buzz charted from every angle. apparently Buckfast is a very efficient method. Quote
Pete_H Posted February 4, 2010 Author Posted February 4, 2010 8 times the caffeine of a bottle of coke. Quote
olyclimber Posted February 5, 2010 Posted February 5, 2010 well it only makes sense. booze can make you sleepy, so you need a way to stay awake at work. Quote
JoeR Posted February 5, 2010 Posted February 5, 2010 Buckfast for breakfast? Also, best quote ever “It goes straight to your head,” he said, “but it’s not my cup of tea.” (Mr. Rooney noted that his cup of tea is half a bottle of vodka a night.) Quote
mkporwit Posted February 11, 2010 Posted February 11, 2010 So who distributes this in the Seattle area? Quote
Pete_H Posted February 11, 2010 Author Posted February 11, 2010 I sense a business opportunity. Quote
Dirtyleaf Posted February 11, 2010 Posted February 11, 2010 Now this IS my "cup of tea." With that amount of booze and and caffeine you'd be like a Russian Spestnatz (whatever) But honestly, it sounds like the effects of PCP. Who needs Absynthe? When you can pick up rolled over cars and rob banks? America needs this. We need this. I need this. Quote
Dirtyleaf Posted February 11, 2010 Posted February 11, 2010 But really, this is greatest thing since....beer and coffee? Quote
G-spotter Posted February 11, 2010 Posted February 11, 2010 Did you ever see any delinquents who blamed Irish Coffee for their troubles? Didn't think so. Quote
Dirtyleaf Posted February 11, 2010 Posted February 11, 2010 ITs an evolution dipshit. Its gotta start somewhere. Besides, I would probably drink 2 bottles of Buckfast, track down your IP address and come find you and blow up your house and steal your girlfriend. Maybe go for a ride on your bicycle. Irish Coffee? It's still legitamately effective. Quote
Dirtyleaf Posted February 11, 2010 Posted February 11, 2010 And yes, I am delinquent and I can blame Irish Coffee for some of my troubles. Jameson, AND Coffee? Gets ME arrested! Quote
G-spotter Posted February 11, 2010 Posted February 11, 2010 at least red bull plus vodka has taurine in it. you can't say that about buckfast Quote
Dirtyleaf Posted February 11, 2010 Posted February 11, 2010 Red bull plus vodka ='s crashing a three wheeler at 25mph into a fallen down tree...then crashing it into a closed black steel gate at night. I jumped off in time for both. Besides a twisted ankle I was fine. Can't say the same for the 3 wheeler though! Quote
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