rob Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 (edited) Get a girl, and she'll talk you into cutting off your extra penis. Edited July 3, 2009 by rob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 too many guys don't know how to use the one they've got. throw in an extra and that just can't be good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob Posted July 6, 2009 Author Share Posted July 6, 2009 If I had two, I'd be an unstoppable force of awesomeness. Â Empires would fall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 Get a girl, and she'll talk you into cutting off your extra penis. Â Women - always trying to change their man. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 it's a lot less awkward when you cross swords w/ yourself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 it's a lot less awkward when you cross swords w/ yourself  You'd think this gal would be glad for her guy's gladii Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 If I had two, I'd be an unstoppable force of awesomeness. Â Empires would fall. Â then call me when you get two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 If I had two, I'd be an unstoppable force of awesomeness. Â Empires would fall. Â then call me when you get two. you're just jealous 'cuz you don't even have a single cock to clip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 baloney! i've got several to clip. just b/c they aren't attached doesn't mean they couldn't be mine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob Posted July 6, 2009 Author Share Posted July 6, 2009 im not sure i like the direction this conversation is taking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 you're preferences weren't amongst my thoughts or concerns rob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 im not sure i like the direction this conversation is taking  be careful, or she'll girth hitch you or tie you off. I'm not saying with what... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 I thought only snakes had hemipenes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 look, if he was umm..."solid" enough for girth hitching, or ummm..had sufficient ummm...slack for tying off, i might care how he feels about this conversation. Â basically i'm just bitter that pink married kevbone instead of me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 look, if he was umm..."solid" enough for girth hitching, or ummm..had sufficient ummm...slack for tying off, i might care how he feels about this conversation. Â basically i'm just bitter that pink married kevbone instead of me. Â well, they seem to be bitter that their plans to honeymoon at beacon have gone horribly awry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 you know, it occurs to me this isn't something rob has to worry about even if he was 1 in 5.5 million.... Â he'd have to get a girl first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 you know, it occurs to me this isn't something rob has to worry about even if he was 1 in 5.5 million.... he'd have to get a girl first.  still pissed about the ham sandwich jokes, eh? man, you hold a grudge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 fuck you! i already told you i was bitter! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 i already told you i was bitter! Â a ripe peach would help that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 or warmed chocolate sauce... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob Posted July 7, 2009 Author Share Posted July 7, 2009 Minx: Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 That bubble needs a wax job Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted July 7, 2009 Share Posted July 7, 2009 yes, rob, that's me.... Â i will definitely burst people's bubbles...just to make them cry. its kinda fun KWIM? you know kinda like kicking warm puppies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 KWIM => quim => urbandictionary.com  Since this thread is about wimmin, I just couldn't resist it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Well Sobo, I was never under the impression that resistance was your strong suit... Â Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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