PhöQ Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 1. You wake up the next day after drinking, you feel terrible and promise never to drink again. You wake up after smoking weed and reach for your bubbler. Point goes to weed. 2. Your smoking with some bitches but they're too stoned to want to do anything. Your drinking with the hottest girls at your school, you get dome 4 times. Point to drink. 3. You come home smelling like alcholol, your parents yells at you and takes the car away and it becomes an angry household. You come home smelling a little like smoke, you tell her some of our friends were smoking cigs, she hugs you and serves you desert. Point to weed. 4. Your with your boys and you go and have a nice blaze sesh, then just chill and watcha a movie. You drink with your boys and you find your self feeling kind of gay. Point to weed. 5. Your parents leave town for the day, you have a party and clean up the cans and cups, they never know. Your parents leave town for the day, you smoke mad chron in the house and the house smells like weed. Point to Drink. 6. Your not 21 and so you cant go into a store and buy a 40. Getting trees is easy if you know people. Point to weed. 7. Most parents have liquer lying around. Most parents dont have weed lying around. Point to drink. 8. You come home super baked and manage to pull off a conversation with your parents. You come home super drunk and trip over the doorway and fall to the floor. Point to weed. 9. You try to bring a ounce of Amsterdam's finest back with you on the plane, you get attacked by drug dogs, and tackled by airport secutiry with big guns, you get locked up and fined. You bring a bottle of rum on the plane and enjoy it the next evening back home. Point to drink. 10. You can throw up from drinkign too much, or even die. You cant smoke too much. Point to weed. 11. It takes a couple of months to have a weed plant grow and be ready for harvest. It takes years to make liquer. Point to weed. 12. You can drink right out the bottle if you have to. You need something to smoke with. Point to drink. 13. You get kicked out of ski academy because you were drunk and loud and yelling shit in the hallway and broke a window. You never got caught smoking the whole year. Point to weed. 14. You drive home high, nice and slow and chilled. You drive home drunk, crash into a tree and die. Point to weed 15. Smoking herb is pleasurable. Taking shots of 151 hurts. Point to weed. 16. Drinking is socially acceptable. Toking up is usually not. Point to drink. *Borrowed from another forum I frequent, poster 4Frnt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 What is with the "parent" references? Are you still living at home? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pc313 Posted January 1, 2009 Share Posted January 1, 2009 I'm on the wagon and have been since 91 so only drink beer,wine,and champaign,and since i stopped drinking hard liquor i don't have the hangovers any more,also don't smoke cigarettes quit them in 91 too. Then in 96 my job started random UAs,so good bye green day,but i now have XANAX and it will take you to that happy place with out the lung damage,red eye,munchies,and coughing!Now if they could just make XANAX in a Inhaler in the shape of a bong or Hash Pipe so you don't have to wait 20min to get high it would be great! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhöQ Posted January 2, 2009 Author Share Posted January 2, 2009 What is with the "parent" references? Are you still living at home? *Borrowed from another forum I frequent, poster 4Frnt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted January 2, 2009 Share Posted January 2, 2009 Great list LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
111 Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 #11 is point to drinks - I can brew up a 5 gal batch of beer in a month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottP Posted January 4, 2009 Share Posted January 4, 2009 #6 nearly impossible if you don't know people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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