PhöQ Posted January 17, 2009 Posted January 17, 2009 I like the cold weather, I love wearing hoodys, Thats my shiet, Always has. Nice to wear some nice comfterable sweats aswell. And jus chill n relax and the sleepings great. But this shiet is jus too cold. Fuck main right now it says its negative 7 degrees. 7 below zero main. 'Feels like' negative 21. 21 below main. Fuck this shiet. Give me 30 degrees and im aight long as im not out in the cold for long. This shiet be out in the cold for 10 minutes and your whole body is freezing for 2-3 hours. My legs are still frozen. Edit: Shiet nevermind. For Detroit city it says its currently -9 degrees and 'wind chill/feels like' negative 26. With the windchill give me 30-40 degrees above that and im aight for winter. When ya hittin below freezing its gettin too cold for a *****. COMEON XANAX KICK THE FUCK IN!! Quote
Wolfgang Braun Posted January 18, 2009 Author Posted January 18, 2009 My buddy used to come over to my house all the time when we were like 13, 14. Anyways, he would sleep on the floor in my room, and I would sleep on my bed. There is a certain position you can get into where you can just keep farting for like a half hour. Think of when a dog stretches and they arch their back. It's just like that. Anyways, it's pitch black in the room and I'm just fartin away. Since it's pitch black, I pull my boxer's down so it will sound louder. All the sudden my buddy heard me kind of grunt I guess and then I say "UH OH." My buddy goes "why did you say 'UH OH?'" So I told him. "I think something came out man!" He gets up and turns on the light and points to the ground and says "What the FUCK is that?" Barely two inches from where his face was was a tiny little turd Apparently, it flew through the air and bounced off my wall and landed right next to his face. Disgusting story I know, but I was a kid and it was fucking hilarious!!! That's hilarious! Quote
Wolfgang Braun Posted January 19, 2009 Author Posted January 19, 2009 Ugh... Had to work on a truck all day! Quote
Wolfgang Braun Posted January 19, 2009 Author Posted January 19, 2009 Had to change the sparkplugs. There were 8 of them. Quote
Wolfgang Braun Posted January 19, 2009 Author Posted January 19, 2009 And the pcv valve. Took forever to find it. Quote
Wolfgang Braun Posted January 19, 2009 Author Posted January 19, 2009 Then we made a log roll. And I realized that I suck at it. Quote
Wolfgang Braun Posted January 23, 2009 Author Posted January 23, 2009 Ugh... It's been a long day! Quote
Wolfgang Braun Posted January 23, 2009 Author Posted January 23, 2009 Lots of work at school, and it seemed like the periods took forever Quote
CollinWoods Posted January 23, 2009 Posted January 23, 2009 Lots of work at school, and it seemed like the periods took forever School sucks... Im not going to lie. Quote
denalidave Posted January 23, 2009 Posted January 23, 2009 What is this thread about? Did you read the title? Quote
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