tvashtarkatena Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 Can't post this in the pirate thread because it's too ghey. I just heard on the radio today that Somali pirates took A SUPERTANKER. That's a ship 3 times bigger than an aircraft carrier, with a crew of 275, carrying 2 million barrels (1/4 of Saudi Arabia's daily production) of oil. Those guys must be soooooo partayin' right now. But...where do you hide a supertanker full of oil that obviously doesn't belong to you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 But...where do you hide a supertanker full of oil that obviously doesn't belong to you? no need to hide it - the navy said they have no plans to get involved - sounds like these just anchor off-shore of their trailer-park n' wait for the company to bring'em their plunder (reckon they rig the ship to burn while waiting too ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prole Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 But...where do you hide a supertanker full of oil that obviously doesn't belong to you? In their Pirate Lair, of course. [video:youtube] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted November 19, 2008 Author Share Posted November 19, 2008 Have any of you SEEN a supertanker? THEY ARE FUCKING PLANET SIZED. They basically stole an Antarctic ice shelf sized bucket full of 200 million dollar bills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prole Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 Harardhere is a town in central Somalia, noted for its intense level of piracy. The population of the region supports piracy because the pirates often spread some of the ransom money through the community, helping to provide schools and medical facilites for the inhabitants. Coming soon to a rust-belt city near you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 Have any of you SEEN a supertanker? THEY ARE FUCKING PLANET SIZED. They basically stole an Antarctic ice shelf sized bucket full of 200 million dollar bills. well, the pirates DO have the benefit of having giant african penises Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Conway Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 But...where do you hide a supertanker full of oil that obviously doesn't belong to you? Mullah James Dobson's colon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pc313 Posted November 19, 2008 Share Posted November 19, 2008 Their not hiding it,but if they were smart theyed give it back,fast! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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