G-spotter Posted September 2, 2008 Posted September 2, 2008 Linky link The bigger the horn, the smaller the penis. Evolution proven! Quote
G-spotter Posted September 2, 2008 Author Posted September 2, 2008 But it's true for trucks too. Quote
billcoe Posted September 2, 2008 Posted September 2, 2008 Ujahn said it was true for weapons as well when I bought this. I had to agree, but now no longer worry about my penis length. Quote
Doug Posted September 3, 2008 Posted September 3, 2008 I heard it went off prematurely then he went to sleep. Quote
Peter_Puget Posted September 3, 2008 Posted September 3, 2008 GS - You're slow already posted here:http://cascadeclimbers.com/forum/ubbthreads.php/ubb/showflat/Number/832035#Post832035 Quote
billcoe Posted September 3, 2008 Posted September 3, 2008 Did you shoot it off? Not yet, I want a marked off range to do that so I can sight it in. I'd like to have 1000 yards min. I've found that taking and shooting the .45 pistols when I'm out climbing works better. They only need 10-30 yards of space and an embankment behind them. Generally there is either too many trees around here when there's no folks (forest), or too many people when there's no trees (farms). Not conducive to long range shooting. I will say, to get back on topic, that it's mere presence alone has compensated for the small penis issue. Now I don't need to get a bigger or louder horn or a truck with these: Quote
G-spotter Posted September 3, 2008 Author Posted September 3, 2008 Ya, once you're a gunshot eunuch you won't have anything left to worry about. Quote
minx Posted September 3, 2008 Posted September 3, 2008 ummm...bill...its not just about the length of your weapon, its about....how shall i say this....the width of its barrel. just b/c its long and shiny doesn't mean its the right tool for the job Quote
ivan Posted September 3, 2008 Posted September 3, 2008 dunno - i was at the zoo one day when an elephant named randy (who had damn near 10 foot long tusks) was reeling a bit randy - at first i thought he had developed a 5th leg - the thing literally touched the ground, and appeared to have several bones in it capable of articulating in multiple dimensions - the juvenile female trapped in his pen had just one expression on her sad face => Quote
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