olyclimber Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 I'm going to brave the weather and go on an easy alpine rock/glacier climb this weekend, but I can't find my Freedom of the Hills. What am I supposed to bring? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 food Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted August 8, 2008 Author Share Posted August 8, 2008 1. toilet paper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted August 8, 2008 Author Share Posted August 8, 2008 food. thats a good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 and a "race card" just in case you get into the real deep shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 food. thats a good one! Â Â your a good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 (edited) 1. toilet paper   if you forget the food, bag the toilet paper and bring tissues instead Edited August 8, 2008 by pink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 2) condoms (standard protection) weighs less than hexes and makes less noise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 3) a laptop so we can communicate with you at your basecamp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 Windex. Lots of Windex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 4) bill paxton, but don't turn your back on him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 Depending on the route, you may find it propitious to have some RainX along. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 (edited) dude, he's already bringing wiper Edited August 8, 2008 by pink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 Kleenex, with embedded emollients. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 already packin a raincoat, have you not learned anything from john frieh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 bring john, he's the map. he's a bigger fucking gringo version of dora. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 the dex! Â and the nitro! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 cowbell and some hip hop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 A recording of Glen Campbell and Nick Nolte slurring their way through a harmonized duet of "By the Time I Get To Phoenix". (keep the Kleenex handy) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted August 8, 2008 Author Share Posted August 8, 2008 you guys are as crazy as your old man. you did the right thing in cutting the rope. Â R2hlGLZGjFM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 they must have the same barber Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 you did the right thing in cutting the rope.  are you referring, snidely, to my vasectomy?   Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 porter, bring a knife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 and some crank, that way you won't need a sleeping bag. i know all the tricks to saving weight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 and some crank, that way you won't need a sleeping bag. i know all the tricks to saving weight. Â But, all night, you'll be rolling and writhing naked in the snow so, be sure to fence off the shit depository beforehand or you'll be spreading it on your face like war paint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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