Alpine Climbing Essentials

[olyclimber]

I'm going to brave the weather and go on an easy alpine rock/glacier climb this weekend, but I can't find my Freedom of the Hills. What am I supposed to bring?

[pink]

food

[olyclimber]

1. toilet paper

[olyclimber]

food. thats a good one!

[pink]

and a "race card" just in case you get into the real deep shit

[pink]

food. thats a good one!

 

 

your a good one

[pink]

1. toilet paper

 

 

if you forget the food, bag the toilet paper and bring tissues instead

Edited August 8, 2008 by pink

[pink]

2) condoms (standard protection) weighs less than hexes and makes less noise

[pink]

3) a laptop so we can communicate with you at your basecamp

[Dechristo]

Windex. Lots of Windex.

[pink]

4) bill paxton, but don't turn your back on him

[Dechristo]

Depending on the route, you may find it propitious to have some RainX along.

[pink]

dude, he's already bringing wiper

Edited August 8, 2008 by pink

[Dechristo]

Kleenex, with embedded emollients.

[pink]

already packin a raincoat, have you not learned anything from john frieh?

[pink]

bring john, he's the map. he's a bigger fucking gringo version of dora.

[ivan]

the dex!

 

and the nitro!

[pink]

cowbell and some hip hop

[Dechristo]

A recording of Glen Campbell and Nick Nolte slurring their way through a harmonized duet of "By the Time I Get To Phoenix".

(keep the Kleenex handy)

[olyclimber]

you guys are as crazy as your old man. you did the right thing in cutting the rope.

 

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[pink]

they must have the same barber

[Dechristo]

you did the right thing in cutting the rope.

 

 

are you referring, snidely, to my vasectomy?

 

 

[pink]

porter, bring a knife.

[pink]

and some crank, that way you won't need a sleeping bag. i know all the tricks to saving weight.

[Dechristo]

and some crank, that way you won't need a sleeping bag. i know all the tricks to saving weight.

 

But, all night, you'll be rolling and writhing naked in the snow so, be sure to fence off the shit depository beforehand or you'll be spreading it on your face like war paint.