Sherri Posted June 10, 2008 Posted June 10, 2008 I hear ya. "Spillage" and "enema" are two words you do NOT want to see together. Quote
Sherri Posted June 10, 2008 Posted June 10, 2008 once your liver's accustomed to coffee enemas, it will usually let you know when it's finished with the coffee. "You finished with that coffee yet, Liver?" Quote
TREETOAD Posted June 11, 2008 Posted June 11, 2008 WOW! I bet that'll wake your ass up! look at the funny man!! Quote
sobo Posted June 11, 2008 Posted June 11, 2008 WOW! I bet that'll wake your ass up! look at the funny man!! Thank you! Thank You! Thank you! Remember to tip your waitresses! Hey, you guys have been great! I'll be here all week! Quote
AlpineK Posted June 11, 2008 Posted June 11, 2008 Stay Healthy Top doc backs picking your nose and eating it Picking your nose and eating it is one of the best ways to stay healthy, according to a top Austrian doctor. Innsbruck-based lung specialist Prof Dr Friedrich Bischinger said people who pick their noses with their fingers were healthy, happier and probably better in tune with their bodies. He says society should adopt a new approach to nose-picking and encourage children to take it up. According to Austrian lung specialist Dr. Friedrich Bischinger, picking your nose and eating what you find is one of the best (and most inexpensive) ways of staying healthy. The doc goes on to say that people who pick their noses with their fingers were healthier, happier and probably better in-tune with their bodies. "With the finger you can get to places you just can't reach with a handkerchief, keeping your nose far cleaner," adds Dr. Bischinger. Quote
sobo Posted June 11, 2008 Posted June 11, 2008 OK, mebbe I'm just a prudish old shitster, but I find that article kind of funny, in a weird sorta way. BTW, if Doc Bitchslinger's right, then my two kids are gonna be the healthiest breeders on the whole fucking planet! Quote
Sherri Posted June 11, 2008 Posted June 11, 2008 Picking your nose and eating it is one of the best ways to stay healthy, according to a top Austrian doctor. Following that logic, toe jam must be a super-food. Quote
TamaraSlade Posted January 22, 2009 Posted January 22, 2009 Try it. You will swear by it for all eternity hence forth. Very true. My grandma and dad would say the same. It's hilarious and somewhat disturbing when watching it, but apparently really works. Quote
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