Are you important enough?

[rbw1966]

Enter "find chuck norris" and hit "I'm feeling lucky" on Google.

 

Well, punk, are you feeling lucky?

[ivan]

 

and how the fuck did someone first discover this?

[wayne]

Interesting googleism. Seems like an inside job

[ivan]

if anyone could beat chuck, it'd be wayne

[AlpineK]

That's pretty funny

[rbw1966]

 

and how the fuck did someone first discover this?

 

I was trying to contact him to let him know steven seagal was talking smack about him.

[ivan]

i just figured that, since no mortal would dare talk shit to chuck, that chuck had already flayed seagal w/ a vicious roundhouse and was now wearing his skin and enjoying going around, posing as a pussy, to understand what it must like to not be a god

 

have you SEEN chuck and seagall at the same time in the past year or two?

[bstach]

Speaking of Chuck Norris, here are some true facts about him:

 

- If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

- There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

- Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

- Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

- Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

- Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

- Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

- When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

- Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

- There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

- Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

- Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

- Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

- Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

- Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

- There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

- When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

- Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

- Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

- Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

- Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

- Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

- Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

- Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

 

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com