EWolfe Posted February 20, 2008 Posted February 20, 2008 Things are shaping up nicely among the independents! Quote
olyclimber Posted February 20, 2008 Posted February 20, 2008 People will never elect a Scientologist. Quote
KaskadskyjKozak Posted February 20, 2008 Posted February 20, 2008 People will never elect a Scientologist. No shit. Why not just make it Cruise/Travolta. Quote
G-spotter Posted February 20, 2008 Posted February 20, 2008 Sewer rat might taste like pumpkin pie, too. Quote
builder206 Posted February 20, 2008 Posted February 20, 2008 Is that Canadian idiom or did you just make that up? Quote
G-spotter Posted February 20, 2008 Posted February 20, 2008 people are so ignorant of culture these days. Vincent: Want some bacon? Jules: No man, I don't eat pork. Vincent: Are you Jewish? Jules: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all. Vincent: Why not? Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals. Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood. Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own faeces. Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces. Jules: I don't eat dog either. Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal? Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way. Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true? Jules: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charmin' motherfuckin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'? Quote
builder206 Posted February 20, 2008 Posted February 20, 2008 I was just wondering if pumpkins grow that far north and you go all Culture War on me. Quote
KaskadskyjKozak Posted February 20, 2008 Posted February 20, 2008 fucking bourgeoisie bourgeous capitalist pigs! Quote
rob Posted February 20, 2008 Posted February 20, 2008 everything will be better when private property is abolished, and the means of production belongs to the state! Works of the world, UNITE! Quote
KaskadskyjKozak Posted February 20, 2008 Posted February 20, 2008 everything will be better when private property is abolished, and the means of production belongs to the state! Works of the world, UNITE! Quote
builder206 Posted February 20, 2008 Posted February 20, 2008 Here are the proletarians placing explosives beneath your city: Quote
rob Posted February 20, 2008 Posted February 20, 2008 Here are the proletarians placing explosives beneath your city: That guy in the flannel shirt is obviously supervising. OPPRESSOR!!!1 Quote
rob Posted February 20, 2008 Posted February 20, 2008 Does he use that pole for beating the workers? Quote
G-spotter Posted February 20, 2008 Posted February 20, 2008 It's a union job. That's why there are two guys working and two more guys getting paid to tell them how to do it. Quote
builder206 Posted February 20, 2008 Posted February 20, 2008 No, he's a new guy and he's thinking "I'm supposed to ram this heavy rod into that hole onto a shot of ANFO? I don't see that happening." Quote
G-spotter Posted February 20, 2008 Posted February 20, 2008 I am one of the workers in that picture and I find your comments sexist and oppressive. Remove it immediately or I will cry to a moderator. Quote
builder206 Posted February 20, 2008 Posted February 20, 2008 A few months ago there was a pretty hot thread with Archie that also started with pumpkins. Of course, she wasn't offended. Quote
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