Seahawks Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 http://www.wtkr.com/global/story.asp?s=7625589 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 i got pulled over for those, then I explained to the cop that they were not a prop... I cut a hole in the bottom of my floor to air out my "boys" after a strenuous day in the mountains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 lawmaker plans to introduce a bill that will ban "truck nuts" from your truck or SUV. The nutty idea is the brainchild of Delegate Lionell Spruill. We're talking about the fake testicles people hang on the backs of their vehicles. Spruill's bill would ban anything on a car or truck that looked like human genitalia they look more like sheep or bull nuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 lawmaker plans to introduce a bill that will ban "truck nuts" from your truck or SUV. The nutty idea is the brainchild of Delegate Lionell Spruill. We're talking about the fake testicles people hang on the backs of their vehicles. Spruill's bill would ban anything on a car or truck that looked like human genitalia they look more like sheep or bull nuts. Muchos gracias, senor! As I tell the mamacitas... tango la verga de un Toro! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 your online persona is not sheepish, but sometimes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lummox Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 bumper dumper was the truck nuts of 2003 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 and truck nuts are sooooooooooo 2002 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 You might also inform mamacita that your nutz are no longer attached, but, like the rest of us, she's probably figured that out already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 and truck nuts are sooooooooooo 2002 whatever happened to "scornful tease", BTW? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 and truck nuts are sooooooooooo 2002 whatever happened to "scornful tease", BTW? i don't know i want it back. i don't think porter loves me anymore since the hottub incident w/Offwhite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 You might also inform mamacita that your nutz are no longer attached, but, like the rest of us, she's probably figured that out already. this coming from a "man" with overdeveloped mammary glands. how's that plateau training going, btw? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 (edited) I'm past the plateau now, and well into January's regimen. Thanks for asking. Hope they're able to re-attach your balls, even if you don't make much use of them. You might ask the surgeons to pick the road grit out of them first, though. Edited January 15, 2008 by tvashtarkatena Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 I'm past the plateau now, and well into January's regimen. Thanks for asking. Better buy some fancy heart monitors and stuff. That'll help you going forward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 I'm past the plateau now, and well into January's regimen. Thanks for asking. Better buy some fancy heart monitors and stuff. That'll help you going forward. editing your posts doesn't burn too many calories. I recommend you go for a bike ride instead. you'd be surprised how quickly your boobies will shrink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Yeah, heart rate monitors are definitely useful for efficiently training to increase long duration VO2 max and improving lactic acid tolerance. You're right on the money, there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Yeah, heart rate monitors are definitely useful for efficiently training to increase long duration VO2 max and improving lactic acid tolerance. You're right on the money, there. or maybe you could just go exercise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 I'm past the plateau now, and well into January's regimen. Thanks for asking. Better buy some fancy heart monitors and stuff. That'll help you going forward. editing your posts doesn't burn too many calories. I recommend you go for a bike ride instead. you'd be surprised how quickly your boobies will shrink. I don't know. I'm training for climbing, not booby shrinkage. Cycling hasn't helped you much in either area, so I'll stick with my plan. Thanks for the suggestion, though. Say, you haven't been rear ended since you hung your ballz from the rear bumper, have you? If so, don't even bother shelling out the copay for surgery...just join a choir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 I don't know. I'm training for climbing, not booby shrinkage. Gee, hasn't seemed to help much. Try posting on cc.com less, obsessing about your gear less, and get your ass outside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 I don't know. I'm training for climbing, not booby shrinkage. Gee, hasn't seemed to help much. Try posting on cc.com less, obsessing about your gear less, and get your ass outside. Great advice. Loved your TRs from this year, BTW. Awesome. As for today: 40 minutes of weights, an hour of raquetball, and 45 minutes of incline treadmill already. How about you? Oh, yeah, you "bike to work". Maybe you could send me some training tips. I need to break through that 5.8 ceiling.... Someday I might climb like you. I'm hoping that, if strokes are in my future, they'll be delayed as long as possible, however. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 Great advice. Loved your TRs from this year, BTW. Awesome. As for today: 40 minutes of weights, an hour of raquetball, and 45 minutes of incline treadmill already. How about you? Oh, yeah, you "bike to work". 2 hours of riding yesterday, followed by some scotch. And I don't have bitch titties like you. Either you overeat, or it's bad genetics. Bummer dude. As for TRs... hmm didn't you cry to a moderator about people commenting on your TRs in Spray? Then again, the idea of "practice what you preach" has never held much sway with you. And, no, not all of us feel compelled to post a TR for everything we do. Man you love yourself... but I guess someone has to. Maybe you could send me some training tips. I need to break through that 5.8 ceiling.... Poor Trashie, you have to derive your self-worth by standards for others to view you by, and by making comparisons. Really pathetic. Gee, if I lead at a level above you will you suddenly feel so crushed? From Tiger Mountain speed record bragging, to your Ice Climbing excursions and impressive "5.8"+ leads, the pattern is repeated. BTW, you might try working on your rope-management. Leaving a strand dangling 100 feet downslope is not really great form. I'm certain you can fit that practice in between your racquetball and martini. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lI1|1! Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 when are we going to see some truck large hanging labia? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 when are we going to see some truck large hanging labia? nothing says "sexy" like hanging labia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 I like labia. Way better than cock. I'm just saying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 I like labia. Way better than cock. I'm just saying. but loose lips sink ships Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 I've never seen a loose vagina. I think some guys must just have skinny penises. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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