kevbone Posted January 7, 2008 Posted January 7, 2008 A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. He thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating," her father replied. "What do you call the spider on top?" she asked. "That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered. "So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked. As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question, he replied "No dear, both of them are Daddy Longlegs." The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat and said, "Well, we're not having any of that Brokeback-Mountain shit in our garden Quote
G-spotter Posted January 7, 2008 Posted January 7, 2008 "Daddy's little girl ain't a girl no more" Kurt Cobain. Quote
ivan Posted January 7, 2008 Posted January 7, 2008 i've no doubt my 4 year old daughter'll be popular as a teenager - she's blond, rambunctious, and needs to be reminded hourly to put some damn panties on! that's my girl though! Quote
hafilax Posted January 7, 2008 Posted January 7, 2008 It scares me to think that people will find that joke funny in a non-ironic way. Now I have that song stuck in my head. At least I like this one. Quote
Bug Posted January 9, 2008 Posted January 9, 2008 Moderators, please move this thread to climbing partners forum. Quote
denalidave Posted January 9, 2008 Posted January 9, 2008 i've no doubt my 4 year old daughter'll be popular as a teenager - she's blond, rambunctious, and needs to be reminded hourly to put some damn panties on! that's my girl though! Hey, that's my girl... how'd she get over there? Pretty scary, all that karma coming back to us in another 10 years or so. And I got 2 beauties that can't keep clothes on for more than 5 minutes. Quote
i_like_sun Posted January 9, 2008 Posted January 9, 2008 Kevbone, my opinion of you just dropped 6 notches. THAT IS THE MOST RETARDED JOKE I'VE EVVVER HEARD. You homophobic crap eater. Quote
sobo Posted January 9, 2008 Posted January 9, 2008 i've no doubt my 4 year old daughter'll be popular as a teenager - she's blond, rambunctious, and needs to be reminded hourly to put some damn panties on! that's my girl though! Hey, that's my girl... how'd she get over there? Pretty scary, all that karma coming back to us in another 10 years or so. And I got 2 beauties that can't keep clothes on for more than 5 minutes. Waitasecond! That's my daughter! Can't keep her underwear on her to save her 3-year-old life! And she's, shall we say, "spirited"... I think that's just her mother's way of saying she's stubborn, hard-headed, and won't listen to a goddamn word Daddy says! My boy (5 yoa), OTOH, is gonna have some girlfriends. The little shit can lick his nose... easily! Yeah, he's going to be popular with the ladies... Quote
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