THE RULES!

[pink]

The Female always makes THE RULES.

THE RULES are subject to change without notice.

No Male can possibly know all THE RULES.

If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some of THE RULES.

The Female is never wrong.

If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did or said wrong.

If Rule 6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.

The Female can change her mind at any time.

The Male must never change his mind without the express written consent of The Female.

The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset.

The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know whether she wants him to be angry or upset.

The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at all times.

At all times, what is important is what the Female meant, not what she said.

If the Male doesn't abide by THE RULES, it is because he can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.

If the Female has PMS, all THE RULES are null and void and the Male must cater to her every whim.

If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must refer to Rule 5.

 

 

 

Edited November 29, 2007 by pink

[minx]

uggh!

[kevbone]

uggh!

 

 

What rule is that?

[minx]

its the rule that says posting something that old, stale and trite, is bad form in spray. i don't think much of pink but i thought he could spray better than that.

[kevbone]

You do too think a lot of pink.

[pink]

its the rule that says posting something that old, stale and trite, is bad form in spray. i don't think much of pink but i thought he could spray better than that.

 

isn't there a floor that needs to be mopped out there somewhere.

[counterfeitfake]

Men and women alike should bristle at reading unfunny bullshit like this.

[Sherri]

Maybe this will liven things up. For those who are thinking that the grass is greener without the guys:

 

" So you want to be a lesbian... This isn't going to be a picnic. Sure you're leaving behind the days of socks on the floor, hand in the pants, berky world of men, but stepping into a world of all your own worst faults. Guys' weaknesses are also their strength. Men are simple critters. They say what they mean, and they don't expect much. Women require a lot more maintenance, and your new partner will expect all that attention that you were expecting from her."

 

 

Good times.

 

Edited November 29, 2007 by Sherri

[lizard_brain]

Yer either married or female.

[rmncwrtr]

 

That was a great linky, Sherri. I'm still feeling and that made me I loved the she said, he said take on things.

 

 

[pink]

Yer either married or female.

 

dead wrong: impossible to judge anything on this site, and it's proven everyday.

 

 

[counterfeitfake]

Maybe this will liven things up. For those who are thinking that the grass is greener without the guys:

 

" So you want to be a lesbian... ...

 

Definitely a worthier effort! Still though, it descended into boring cliche at the end. "Ha ha ha, guys aren't good in bed!" Zzzzzzzzzzz.

[tvashtarkatena]

I've just come to the sobering realization of what a complete and utter nightmare a lesbian relationship must be. It seems like so much work for so little joy.

 

To any couple who can actually make that work:

 

Cheers!

[Sherri]

Sure, it's hard work. But somebody's gotta do it.

[pink]

i think i'm getting a clue.

[tvashtarkatena]

pics?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Stale, I know, but someone had to do it.

[joblo7]

women are fun as long as they have a job.

[pink]

women are fun as long as they have a job.

 

 

that is so fucking true. your a genius dude.

[pink]

pics?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Stale, I know, but someone had to do it.

 

how about some leftover meatloaf.

 

i'm a lesbian trapped inside of a mans body.

 

 

 

[tvashtarkatena]

Kevbone, in one of his daily stalker PMs, described you more as a cross dressing transexual gay man trapped in a hermaphrodite's body. In any case, the breast hormones appear to be working.

 

Edited November 29, 2007 by tvashtarkatena

[pink]

your the gifted one, your my inspiration.

[tvashtarkatena]

Walk the ricepaper, grass shopper.

 

But first remove your pumps.

[StreetBoss]

The best part about being a man.....ONE MOOD ALL THE TIME!

 

[pink]

horny

[StreetBoss]

horny

 

No truer words have ever been written