Trent Lott Speculation Thread

[olyclimber]

http://bigheaddc.com/2007/11/26/trent-lott-fallout-the-gay-escort-who-knew-too-much/

[olyclimber]

ahh...the vicious internets slandering the good senators name...

[tvashtarkatena]

Hey Faggot,

 

I'm an average white middle aged male and I suspect I might be gay. I'm married, but I do occasionally have sex with men. But I don't love them or anything, and I don't want to live the gay lifestyle, which I think is immoral.

 

I want to be politically involved, but now I'm confused. Should I support the Democrats, who are 10% openly gay, or the Gay Old Party, whose male members (at the very least) appear to be 100% closeted gay?

 

Which party well give me better representation? Or head, for that matter? Finally, would joining the GOP mean I'd have to purchase a hairpiece?

 

Thanks,

 

Confused Queer

[prole]

Trent Lott's golden parachute.

Ironically, this may mean that he'll actually be drafting legislation, rather than just rubber-stamping it.

[Crux]

Hey Faggot,

 

I'm an average white middle aged male and I suspect I might be gay. I'm married, but I do occasionally have sex with men. But I don't love them or anything, and I don't want to live the gay lifestyle, which I think is immoral.

 

I want to be politically involved, but now I'm confused. Should I support the Democrats, who are 10% openly gay, or the Gay Old Party, whose male members (at the very least) appear to be 100% closeted gay?

 

Which party well give me better representation? Or head, for that matter? Finally, would joining the GOP mean I'd have to purchase a hairpiece?

 

Thanks,

 

Confused Queer

We advise you infiltrate your local Democratic caucus and give your support to Hillary, and then vote for Mitt Romney because he's got hair to die for. True, Hillary might win, but we're better off with her in office than we'd be with one of those real Democrats, with all their gay bashing, ACLU loving, Ku Klux Klan cruelty. I mean Hillary, my gawwwd, what a 100% fabulous Republican ass in a 10% openly Democratic pant suit if there ever was one!

 

Oh, and if you don't think Romney will get the nomination -- then get out there and do whatever you can to never let people forget how Congress pushed us into Iraq back in 2002, and how our brave President still refuses to abandon the very troops that Democrats prematurely sent into harm's way!

 

I'm not gay, dammit.

 

 

[ClimbingPanther]

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2007/11/28/walmart.indecency.ktvk

 

porter, you don't happen to like baseball, do you?