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i don't want to talk about my job while i'm working.

 

hey minx, i got some cracks you can clean out for me and i'll let you belay me on them when there good and clean. then you can cook me uo some baked beans when your done.

 

fine then just STFU for a while and get some work done.

 

yeah i'll get those cracks cleaned right after you bring my lunch on a platter and courtsey as you leave.

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would you like to have a vlasic w/your sandwich? what kind of cheese, i have it all.

 

 

and you'll get it when i'm good and ready.

 

i don't want it if you've touched it anyway.

 

i've got real work to do. just go get yourself busy with that mop. ta ta

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I'm getting the munchies.

 

Last night I had a dream that I was a teenager who invented a time machine so I could go back in time and prevent myself from denting my dad's car. Unfortunately, the machine worked too well and shunted the entire future to the present, so that all of the future world's population and wars came streaming back to the present and destroyed the planet.

 

Should I be concerned?

 

BAAHHHYEEEE.

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sweet, that means i don't have to do shit for minx.

 

no you don't HAVE to do anything for me. but you keep following me around and asking if you MAY do anything for me. :rolleyes:

 

apparently you don't understand what the word NO and a swift kick to your balls means. but whatever. some people are just slow

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sweet, that means i don't have to do shit for minx.

 

no you don't HAVE to do anything for me. but you keep following me around and asking if you MAY do anything for me. :rolleyes:

 

apparently you don't understand what the word NO and a swift kick to your balls means. but whatever. some people are just slow

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sweet, that means i don't have to do shit for minx.

 

no you don't HAVE to do anything for me. but you keep following me around and asking if you MAY do anything for me. :rolleyes:

 

apparently you don't understand what the word NO and a swift kick to your balls means. but whatever. some people are just slow

 

but funny at times, no? Come on Minx, you can admit that you're just the tiniest bit sweet on our Pinky, can't you? Just a teensie, weensie li'l bit?

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I am always amazed that men assume we women will give a shit what you think when we are older. Believe it or not, as women mature into full-membership individuals, we tend to care less and less what you men think about our appearance. So a tat gets blurry just as the rest of our edges get blurry--so what? If you can't find something better than that to measure a person's beauty by, then I honestly feel sorry for you.

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Huh? :confused: Pi is and always will be an irrational number. One of the more useful irrational numbers out there. Just try figuring out the area of a circle (with any degree of accuracy) without using Pi. You could say the same thing about the irrational number e.

 

e = 2.71828183.......

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