cj001f Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 I love http://www.conservapedia.com/Kangaroo According to the origins theory model used by young earth creation scientists, modern kangaroos are the descendants of the two founding members of the modern kangaroo baramin that were taken aboard Noah's Ark prior to the Great Flood. It has not yet been determined by baraminologists whether kangaroos form a holobaramin with the wallaby, tree-kangaroo, wallaroo, pademelon and quokka, or if all these species are in fact apobaraminic or polybaraminic. After the Flood, these kangaroos bred from the Ark passengers migrated to Australia. There is debate whether this migration happened over land[6] with lower sea levels during the post-flood ice age, or before the supercontinent of Pangea broke apart[7], or if they rafted on mats of vegetation torn up by the receding flood waters.[6] The idea that God simply generated kangaroos into existence there is considered by most creation researchers to be contra-Biblical. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam13 Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 That's funny shit, I think every time I need a good laugh I'll have to give that site a visit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairweather Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 I'm not sure why you think I would be interested in that story. I have never professed any religious beliefs here whatsoever. The fact that you paint people with whom you disagree with such a broad brush speaks volumes about you. A few people here do, but you don't know me, so save the religion bullshit for someone else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted September 7, 2007 Author Share Posted September 7, 2007 It's a grassroots media free conservative site! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mos_Chillin Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 ...move away from the PNW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted September 7, 2007 Author Share Posted September 7, 2007 I'm working on it every fucking day sickie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slesse Climber Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 http://www.conservapedia.com/Special:Search?search=hot+lunch&go=Go Strange Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 There WAS a fellow on this site, not seen for some time, who did profess a firm belief in creationism. What was his name? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 god created evolution Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mos_Chillin Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 Dude! I don't even CARe about your historionics. That was then, this is now. Dude! (or some such adolescent cultural perspective) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 god loves adolescent cultural perspectives too. it is all a part of the grand plan. just listen to Bob Marley. he sings "Almighty God is a living man". what more proof could you ask for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam13 Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 There is no god!!! A better troll has never been created... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 prove it chump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam13 Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 I'm not sayin there is not god, Im sayin that is just about the best troll that could ever be posted. But if you want to go that route this doesnt prove shit but when the bible was written people thought that the earth was the center of the universe, that the earth was flat, and also that the blood lay stagnate in the body, so im sure we were right about the origins of life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 well...isn't it pretty flat out there in Spokane? How do you KNOW the earth is really round? Do you believe everything you're told? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam13 Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 Yes I do that's why Im religious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 i bet you believe they put a man on the moon too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam13 Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 No the film execs took care of that one for us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 I don't think you're being honest here. I bet you do believe those things, even though you can't prove they happened or not. And of course they did happen, because God made it all possible. But I wouldn't know, because of my agnostic fault. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam13 Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 I don't claim to know everything I just believe what I can see. But i guess you throw David Blain into the equation and I could be tricked into believing someone could levitate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slesse Climber Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 Jesus levitated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam13 Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 Yeah and the Easter Bunny and Santa Clause visit your house every year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClimbingPanther Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 what, they don't visit yours? you're gettin' nothin' for Christmas! mommy and daddy are mad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam13 Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 Santa is mad for what I said about Jesus, and my dog bit the easter bunny 2 years ago so he won't be coming back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 I never understood how one rabbit could stand up all those stone heads on that island. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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