For Fairweather

[cj001f]

I love http://www.conservapedia.com/Kangaroo

According to the origins theory model used by young earth creation scientists, modern kangaroos are the descendants of the two founding members of the modern kangaroo baramin that were taken aboard Noah's Ark prior to the Great Flood. It has not yet been determined by baraminologists whether kangaroos form a holobaramin with the wallaby, tree-kangaroo, wallaroo, pademelon and quokka, or if all these species are in fact apobaraminic or polybaraminic.

 

After the Flood, these kangaroos bred from the Ark passengers migrated to Australia. There is debate whether this migration happened over land[6] with lower sea levels during the post-flood ice age, or before the supercontinent of Pangea broke apart[7], or if they rafted on mats of vegetation torn up by the receding flood waters.[6] The idea that God simply generated kangaroos into existence there is considered by most creation researchers to be contra-Biblical.

[Adam13]

That's funny shit, I think every time I need a good laugh I'll have to give that site a visit.

[Fairweather]

I'm not sure why you think I would be interested in that story. I have never professed any religious beliefs here whatsoever. The fact that you paint people with whom you disagree with such a broad brush speaks volumes about you. A few people here do, but you don't know me, so save the religion bullshit for someone else.

[cj001f]

It's a grassroots media free conservative site!

[Mos_Chillin]

...move away from the PNW

[cj001f]

I'm working on it every fucking day sickie

[Slesse Climber]

http://www.conservapedia.com/Special:Search?search=hot+lunch&go=Go

 

Strange

[catbirdseat]

There WAS a fellow on this site, not seen for some time, who did profess a firm belief in creationism. What was his name?

[olyclimber]

god created evolution

[Mos_Chillin]

Dude! I don't even CARe about your historionics. That was then, this is now. Dude!

 

(or some such adolescent cultural perspective)

[olyclimber]

god loves adolescent cultural perspectives too. it is all a part of the grand plan.

 

just listen to Bob Marley. he sings "Almighty God is a living man". what more proof could you ask for?

[Adam13]

There is no god!!!

 

A better troll has never been created...

[olyclimber]

prove it chump

[Adam13]

I'm not sayin there is not god, Im sayin that is just about the best troll that could ever be posted.

 

But if you want to go that route this doesnt prove shit but when the bible was written people thought that the earth was the center of the universe, that the earth was flat, and also that the blood lay stagnate in the body, so im sure we were right about the origins of life.

[olyclimber]

well...isn't it pretty flat out there in Spokane? How do you KNOW the earth is really round? Do you believe everything you're told?

[Adam13]

Yes I do that's why Im religious

[olyclimber]

i bet you believe they put a man on the moon too

[Adam13]

No the film execs took care of that one for us.

[olyclimber]

I don't think you're being honest here. I bet you do believe those things, even though you can't prove they happened or not. And of course they did happen, because God made it all possible.

 

But I wouldn't know, because of my agnostic fault.

[Adam13]

I don't claim to know everything I just believe what I can see.

But i guess you throw David Blain into the equation and I could be tricked into believing someone could levitate.

[Slesse Climber]

Jesus levitated.

[Adam13]

Yeah and the Easter Bunny and Santa Clause visit your house every year.

[ClimbingPanther]

what, they don't visit yours? you're gettin' nothin' for Christmas! mommy and daddy are mad.

[Adam13]

Santa is mad for what I said about Jesus, and my dog bit the easter bunny 2 years ago so he won't be coming back.

[G-spotter]

I never understood how one rabbit could stand up all those stone heads on that island.