Crux Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Time to / XXX wins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 This contestant will be competing as my proxy: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
selkirk Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 What about other handcaps? adjustments for # of children for instance? This ain't the IRS. You can carry your children up if you wish, however. If you carry a child, you can count the weight as body fat on the BMI scale. Think long and hard about using this tactic, because if you lose, the child is first on the barbie. Would probably be more tender, but not nearly as well marbled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairweather Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 Haven't you guys heard? BMI is out. Hip-to-waist ratio is the new standard of piggy-pignicity. 79 minutes up? Hmmm, not bad. But I'll take that bet. Were you carrying a fire hydrant or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted September 1, 2007 Share Posted September 1, 2007 Looser gets eaten. after being used as a sex slave Now (again), I'm confused. I had figured if "looser gets eaten", then, tighter gets fucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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