Fat Fuck race up Mailbox peak

[Crux]

Time to / XXX wins

[tvashtarkatena]

 

This contestant will be competing as my proxy:

 

 

[selkirk]

What about other handcaps?

 

adjustments for # of children for instance?

 

This ain't the IRS.

 

You can carry your children up if you wish, however.

 

If you carry a child, you can count the weight as body fat on the BMI scale.

 

Think long and hard about using this tactic, because if you lose, the child is first on the barbie.

 

Would probably be more tender, but not nearly as well marbled.

[Fairweather]

Haven't you guys heard? BMI is out. Hip-to-waist ratio is the new standard of piggy-pignicity. 79 minutes up? Hmmm, not bad. But I'll take that bet. Were you carrying a fire hydrant or something?

[Dechristo]

Looser gets eaten.

 

after being used as a sex slave

 

Now (again), I'm confused.

 

I had figured if "looser gets eaten", then, tighter gets fucked.