lI1|1! Posted July 17, 2007 Posted July 17, 2007 - 1,000,000 points - your best friend is a who speaks in a voice only you can hear and finds you hot dates. Quote
i_like_sun Posted July 17, 2007 Posted July 17, 2007 "if your pagetope is your hot date"? Then you have a masterbation problem! Quote
kevbone Posted July 17, 2007 Posted July 17, 2007 "if your pagetope is your hot date"? Then you have a masterbation problem! So when does masterbation actually become a problem? Quote
high_on_rock Posted July 17, 2007 Posted July 17, 2007 I dirtbagged 5 months at Redrocks one year living out of my sports car. But I was nothing compared to the guy who showed up looking for a climbing partner. Had a small whiteish colored car that was as filthy as anything I ever saw, until I saw the driver. The guy stunk, and as soon as he left his vehicle you could see folks hiding their valuables. He was true dirtbag, I was merely pretending. For much of the following two years I worked full time as a teacher while living homeless bagging out in the woods. Still, merely a pretender. Quote
kevbone Posted July 17, 2007 Posted July 17, 2007 That’s great.....I am a pretender as well. I know a guy who lived in his car for ten years; this guy was a master at living cheap. I would mention his name but I would be name dropping. He does currently live in Index. 99% off the grid. I have another friend who lived on $4000 last year. This guy is the true definition of “hippy”. Great guy. Quote
tyree Posted July 17, 2007 Posted July 17, 2007 Well I know a guy (who got me started climbing) who lived out of his truck for 4 years while attending college, he still lives out of his truck WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND- he is going on 7 years and his g-friend for four years while they spent the last 3 YEARS living out of a toyata standard cab together! How many points is that??? Quote
olyclimber Posted July 17, 2007 Posted July 17, 2007 when he has 3 kids + the wife and still lives in the standard cab, now that would be bitchen street cred Quote
kevbone Posted July 17, 2007 Posted July 17, 2007 Well I know a guy (who got me started climbing) who lived out of his truck for 4 years while attending college, he still lives out of his truck WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND- he is going on 7 years and his g-friend for four years while they spent the last 3 YEARS living out of a toyata standard cab together! How many points is that??? Attended College? How did he pay for that? Not a dirtbag....hee hee. Quote
pink Posted July 17, 2007 Posted July 17, 2007 That’s great.....I am a pretender as well. I know a guy who lived in his car for ten years; this guy was a master at living cheap. I would mention his name but I would be name dropping. He does currently live in Index. 99% off the grid. I have another friend who lived on $4000 last year. This guy is the true definition of “hippy”. Great guy. kevbone, hippy is not a compliment. you might as well called him a communist. Quote
pink Posted July 17, 2007 Posted July 17, 2007 i was born to grovel and i love it. You do need the right woman eh? _____________________________________________________________ BTW, Beckey has already won 2 lifetime achievement awards in this catagory, Tex grew up, it's time for some new nominations. And it aint me baby, cause I was hitchhiking to Yosemite right as my daughter was born. Just getting there had sucked and that doesn't include the 25 hours stuck in Yreka, until I finally got off the on ramp and hit the main freeway, right in front of the CHP shoppe there or the big gay logger guy who picked me up in his pickup truck next and offered to felate me and would give me a ride to Yos. if I said yes. He had plenty of good straight porn scattered around the truck and tried to get me interested in it undoubetedly so that I would get as aroused as he was obviously was ... Mayhaps I should have reconsidered as it was at least 4 or 5 more cars and 2 more days to get there, including one fella so drunk that he couldn't see the road, but at that point I was getting almost desparate enough to start hoping that the gay logger would reappear with the offer and wasn't giving up on the drunk till he got me down the highway.....anyway. I slept in a field just outside of Sacramento. The ants I'd rolled out on the night before woke before me, and unlike our gentle fun loving Pac NW ants, which are kind and peaceful, these MFers are agressive like most Califonians and love to bite you on the neck, which is not condusive to good sleeping, and then have the termidity to stink like formic acid and leave pincers in your skin when you swat them. So it went like this: Bite swat...start to sleep....bit swat....start to drift off.....bite sleep....The SOB that finally woke me right up from my exaustive unproductive sleep, bit my left testical harder than I can describe, and in my not awake condition I smacked it hard, which both doubled me up and woke me up straight away in agony. Within 30 min of the ants, the bulldozers and earthmovers which had been parked quietly like good neighbors the previous evening started into turning this field into what it was to become - a strip mall. Turns out in Calif: money talks and bullshit walks. As I'm walking I START TO GET PISSED, I MEAN REAL PISSED, DEEP DWOWN INSIDE DON'T HAND ME A GUN RIGHT NOW PISSED: and said to myself: I wish I had $20,000 to walk into any car lot I see and just buy a MF GD CAR! Well, it didn't take long: I can pretty much do that with most cars anywhere in the world where I might spy one or need one now, and the moral is: dirtbagging sucks. Money talks - bullshit walks. My truism for the day. No extra charge. no, but somewhere out there a woman needs me. money talks is right and if you ain't got it she walks. my truism for the day. i'd take a hand out but i aint no hippie. Quote
pink Posted July 17, 2007 Posted July 17, 2007 I think we should have a dirtbag contest on CC.com! Stage I: Collectively, let's decide: what constitutes a dirtbag? To me, it is a mixture of resourcefulness, thrift, and, well, dirt. To determine who CC's biggest dirtbags are, we need a point system. Submit your ideas. I'll choose some of my favorites, and then we'll start round II, which will consist of nominations, scoring, and then the winners. examples: score your ideas from 1-10. -1 pt: eating expired power bars that you got for 10 cents at the grocery liquidation store. -1 pt: for every PBR consumed after a climb, on average. -1/2 pt: for every piece of duct tape holding together your clothing. -10 pts: driving a camper Volkswagen van. ready, set, go! we already did this. Texplorer won and then went off to get married and finsh pharmacy school. have you ever watched a man eat cold raviolies out of the can, wearing a jacket that was duct taped together in carharts that were duct taped together using gear that was so used the cams were starting to need to actualy be replaced. his house was his car. he lived in the vally for weeks at a time (he told me his secret and i will never give it away) then he would drive to indian creek and climb there until his hands were too cracked to keep going. then he would take some rest days and go somewhere else. you aren't really a dirt bag if you have an adress. your probably really not a climber if you post on this site. Quote
kevbone Posted July 17, 2007 Posted July 17, 2007 so the great guy comment was your disclaimer. He happens to be a nice guy.....just a huge hippie. Quote
high_on_rock Posted July 17, 2007 Posted July 17, 2007 Dirtbag: could have money, but chooses to live cheap and climb instead. Bum: living like a dirtbag is not his/her choice. Dirtbag: Homeless by choice. Bum: child support payments keep him homeless. Dirtbag: unemployed by choice. Bum: wishes he could be working Quote
sk Posted July 18, 2007 Posted July 18, 2007 I think we should have a dirtbag contest on CC.com! Stage I: Collectively, let's decide: what constitutes a dirtbag? To me, it is a mixture of resourcefulness, thrift, and, well, dirt. To determine who CC's biggest dirtbags are, we need a point system. Submit your ideas. I'll choose some of my favorites, and then we'll start round II, which will consist of nominations, scoring, and then the winners. examples: score your ideas from 1-10. -1 pt: eating expired power bars that you got for 10 cents at the grocery liquidation store. -1 pt: for every PBR consumed after a climb, on average. -1/2 pt: for every piece of duct tape holding together your clothing. -10 pts: driving a camper Volkswagen van. ready, set, go! we already did this. Texplorer won and then went off to get married and finsh pharmacy school. have you ever watched a man eat cold raviolies out of the can, wearing a jacket that was duct taped together in carharts that were duct taped together using gear that was so used the cams were starting to need to actualy be replaced. his house was his car. he lived in the vally for weeks at a time (he told me his secret and i will never give it away) then he would drive to indian creek and climb there until his hands were too cracked to keep going. then he would take some rest days and go somewhere else. you aren't really a dirt bag if you have an adress. your probably really not a climber if you post on this site. you are so totaly right. I am not a climber. *shame faced muffin* I just pretend that i am interested so i can post on this site and pick up rich succsessful guys to be my sugar daddy's and spoil me rotten. Quote
sk Posted July 18, 2007 Posted July 18, 2007 how do you define "a climber"? every thing i am not: smart atractive rich athletic you know, super cool and way out Quote
pink Posted July 18, 2007 Posted July 18, 2007 how do you define "a climber"? someone who climbis more than he/she talks about it. Quote
sk Posted July 18, 2007 Posted July 18, 2007 (edited) how do you define "a climber"? someone who climbis more than he/she talks about it. thats a mythological creature Edited July 18, 2007 by Muffy_The_Wanker_Sprayer Quote
pink Posted July 18, 2007 Posted July 18, 2007 how do you define "a climber"? someone who climbis more than he/she talks about it. thats a mythological creature nice shoes!!!!!! Quote
sk Posted July 18, 2007 Posted July 18, 2007 how do you define "a climber"? someone who climbis more than he/she talks about it. thats a mythological creature nice shoes!!!!!! is that an indesent proposal you are hinting at?? God i hope so 8D Quote
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