paris hilton autopsy

[G-spotter]

why no spray?

[archenemy]

the hamburgler did it.

[kevbone]

Did paris die?

[G-spotter]

It's a new statue from the same sculptor that did the "Britney naked giving birth on a bearskin rug" statue. This one suposedly comes with removable internal organs "to publicize the dangers of drinking and driving"

 

But I don't see them in this pic:

[Dechristo]

they must be accessible through her ass

[kevbone]

they must be accessible through her ass

 

Hey big D...you changed your quote.

[Dechristo]

what quote?

[wfinley]

"Britney naked giving birth on a bearskin rug" statue.

 

 

G-Spotter... you are truly attune with pop culture.

 

[olyclimber]

It's a new statue from the same sculptor that did the "Britney naked giving birth on a bearskin rug" statue. This one suposedly comes with removable internal organs "to publicize the dangers of drinking and driving"

 

But I don't see them in this pic:

 

R U TELLING ME YOU WOULDN'T HIT THAT?

[jmace]

NOPE

 

All day long, id grab the sister too

[olyclimber]

I MEANT THE LITTLE DOG. CUTEY!

[dt_3pin]

R U TELLING ME YOU WOULDN'T HIT THAT?

 

It'd be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. . .

 

 

[olyclimber]

NOTHING WRONG WITH THROWING A HOTDOG DOWN A HALLWAY.

[Chad_A]

She needs to gain some weight.

[jmace]

ya, thats probably more a problem with your weiner...geuss it depends on what your rollin around town with

[Dechristo]

A GAHDDAM FIRE HYDRANT, THAT'S WHAT

[Dechristo]

or a wittle toothpick

[ketch]

I'm just thinkin that's a funny lookin right tit. I never seen one that has paws.

 

Naw I probably wouldn't hit it.

[G-spotter]

NOTHING WRONG WITH THROWING A HOTDOG DOWN A HALLWAY.

[jmace]

Naw I probably wouldn't hit it.

 

Dude...save it for your girlfriend..you'd hit that with out even batting an eye

[dt_3pin]

ya, thats probably more a problem with your weiner...geuss it depends on what your rollin around town with

 

 

Don't tell me you haven't seen one of the paris crotch shots floating round teh interwebz? Her junk looks busted up.

[olyclimber]

thats the good side of her face. the other side isn't symmetrical and when you look at her straight on she looks like she was dropped on her head as a baby.

[jmace]

Nah..thats lindsy lohan..Paris is the one with the video

[Seahawks]

Nah..thats lindsy lohan..Paris is the one with the video

 

Something about Lohan I like. Thats it, Wild child.

[jmace]

ya, id do Lohan too...id rather take care of Jessica Simpson though...