lizard_brain Posted May 3, 2007 Posted May 3, 2007 If you are happy, I am horny. I mean happy. If yer horny and you know it clap yer hands... Quote
kevbone Posted May 3, 2007 Author Posted May 3, 2007 If you are happy, I am horny. I mean happy. If yer horny and you know it clap yer hands... Either that or change the batteries. Then clap your hands. Quote
archenemy Posted May 3, 2007 Posted May 3, 2007 She does that to you too???!!! Me too? Oh sweetie, I know her in the flesh... Quote
sk Posted May 3, 2007 Posted May 3, 2007 She does that to you too???!!! Me too? Oh sweetie, I know her in the flesh... archie you swore you would keep us a secret Quote
sk Posted May 3, 2007 Posted May 3, 2007 Oops. I mean, I know her in the flesh SECRETLY :lmao: damn it i am having too much fun today to get any really work done. I hope no one here works in my office Quote
archenemy Posted May 3, 2007 Posted May 3, 2007 Well, when you look around, do you see other people? If not, no one works there in your office. I'm here to help. Quote
sk Posted May 3, 2007 Posted May 3, 2007 Well, when you look around, do you see other people? If not, no one works there in your office. I'm here to help. let me put that another way. I hope no one else posting in spary works at my office... but then they would be posting in spray too.....i guess it's non issue Quote
Dechristo Posted May 3, 2007 Posted May 3, 2007 Oops. I mean, I know her in the flesh SECRETLY Is that a typo? thought you'd know her in the flesh "secretely" Quote
sk Posted May 3, 2007 Posted May 3, 2007 Oops. I mean, I know her in the flesh SECRETLY Is that a typo? thought you'd know her in the flesh "secretely" she is practicing her miffin spelling Quote
kevbone Posted May 3, 2007 Author Posted May 3, 2007 Dont you mean Muffy spelling? same thing sugar bear Muffy....you rock. Quote
whirlwind Posted May 4, 2007 Posted May 4, 2007 i know that you know that i don't know but might.. oh never mind can i just watch Quote
i_like_sun Posted May 5, 2007 Posted May 5, 2007 If you are happy, I am horny. I mean happy. i am happy and horny. i think one will increas if I do something about the other Are you talking about a linear relationship? We could come up with an equation to describe Muffy's love patterns! y=mx + b , therefore, (to make this sound very intelligent and sophisticated), let x = happiness, and let y = horniness. In Muffy's case the y intercept was derived with some very sophisticated time travel personality averaging equipment at NASA, to be 10. Which means that she lives in a mild constant state of horniness. In addition, the slope of this equation was calculated by British physicists at the university of Edinburgh, to be 17. This would imply that Ms. Muffy's current state of happiness AND horniness are highly relational. The units on x are photons of joy per neural second (PJ/N-sec.), and the units on y are photons of masturbation per neural second (PMS/N-sec.). So at any given moment's intensity, they equation is as follows: y = 17x + 10 Therefore if x = 30 PJ / N-sec., y = 520 PMS / N-sec. The equation has one source of error however. Because Muffy seems to always be in a state of pure and innocent bliss, the physicists at Edinburgh, and NASA, were unable to average into the equation what would happen if Muffy fell into a bad mood. The most current and promising theory is that the laws of physics would shift, and the universe would self implode into a "BIG CRUNCH". They are speculating that Muffy could possibly be the last missing link in the theory of everything. There Quote
sk Posted May 5, 2007 Posted May 5, 2007 whirly bird dear you make me laugh!!! ilikesun... omg you just blew my mind i like being the missing link Quote
i_like_sun Posted May 5, 2007 Posted May 5, 2007 Yeah............ the obove post is what happens when 1) I'm not doing homework 2) I'm tired and very BORD 3) The ADD takes over completely I may need a stong blow to the skull..... Actually, its been a while, I'm sort of due for one of those! Quote
i_like_sun Posted May 5, 2007 Posted May 5, 2007 The fact that I have to spend my weekends doing school work and not playing annoys me too! Quote
kevbone Posted May 5, 2007 Author Posted May 5, 2007 The ADD takes over completely How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Hey want to go ride bikes? Quote
i_like_sun Posted May 6, 2007 Posted May 6, 2007 Kevbone, do you ride BMX????????????????????????? Quote
kevbone Posted May 6, 2007 Author Posted May 6, 2007 Kevbone, do you ride BMX????????????????????????? Nope Quote
kevbone Posted May 8, 2007 Author Posted May 8, 2007 What really annoys me is when people take ownership to threads they start. Or climbs they put up. Quote
i_like_sun Posted May 8, 2007 Posted May 8, 2007 What really annoys me is when people let stupid shit annoy THEM. Wait, does me being annoyed at a stupid shit subject such as stupid shit people getting annoyed at stupid shit subjects make me a stupid shit hippocrit? I'm guessing yes. Quote
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