archenemy Posted April 18, 2007 Posted April 18, 2007 For years I've read stupid posts and have decided that rather than lash out at these folks, I'd help them out a bit. This is how I see it: There are pigs that can manipulate joysticks, yet some of you morons can't even seem to make an intelligible post. If you can't spell or use proper punctuation and grammar, don't post. In fact, here are some helpful guidelines so you can know when NOT to post: • If your keyboard doesn't work, don't post. • If you're going to be cute and use the word "tha" instead of "the," don't post, it will only piss people off. • If you're an idiot and don't know what an "argument" is, don't post (this means you, Mr. "I don't know the difference between a proposition and a quarrel," you dumb fuck). • If you tend to use the acronym "LOL" a lot, don't bother trying to remember not to use it in the post, it's just easier for you to not post. Whatever it is that you have to say probably isn't important because you're an idiot. • If your post starts out with the phrase "I'm posting because I'm bored," save my IGNORE function some wear by not posting. • If your age (this includes mental age) consists of a single digit, DON'T POST, YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING. • If you want to show me what a righteous and forgiving person you are by cursing others to hell don't bother, we’ve heard it all. • If you found your kids looking at cc.com and you don't want them to read it anymore, learn to discipline your children and spare us your incessant bitching. • If your post ends with "I guess I went off on a tangent," you're a dipshit, quit wasting time. • Don't beg folks to post in response to your post, if your writing was that great to begin with, you'd probably have something better to do than to beg strangers on the internet to respond your witty retorts. • I know you think you're the first person to discover the lame ass Pamela Anderson picture, and although everyone enjoys the timeless of looking at plastic tits with airbrushed nipples, assume that everyone has already seen it and DON'T POST IT HERE OR ANYWHERE ELSE. To be on the safe side, format your hard drive and cancel your internet account. • If you find yourself using a thesaurus more than twice per post, you're an idiot. Stick to what you know: drinking $6 frappuccinos and reading the latest Anne Rice novel while you write entries for your stupid blog that nobody reads. • "Dope" is not an adjective. That about covers it for now. If you're going to post and you're not sure whether or not it's stupid, play it safe and presume it is. Together we can make Spray idiot-free. Quote
Sherri Posted April 18, 2007 Posted April 18, 2007 I only used the thesaurus that ONE time. Busted. Quote
dt_3pin Posted April 18, 2007 Posted April 18, 2007 For years I've read stupid posts and have decided that rather than lash out at these folks, I'd help them out a bit. This is how I see it: There are pigs that can manipulate joysticks, yet some of you morons can't even seem to make an intelligible post. If you can't spell or use proper punctuation and grammar, don't post. In fact, here are some helpful guidelines so you can know when NOT to post: • If your keyboard doesn't work, don't post. • If you're going to be cute and use the word "tha" instead of "the," don't post, it will only piss people off. • If you're an idiot and don't know what an "argument" is, don't post (this means you, Mr. "I don't know the difference between a proposition and a quarrel," you dumb fuck). • If you tend to use the acronym "LOL" a lot, don't bother trying to remember not to use it in the post, it's just easier for you to not post. Whatever it is that you have to say probably isn't important because you're an idiot. • If your post starts out with the phrase "I'm posting because I'm bored," save my IGNORE function some wear by not posting. • If your age (this includes mental age) consists of a single digit, DON'T POST, YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING. • If you want to show me what a righteous and forgiving person you are by cursing others to hell don't bother, we’ve heard it all. • If you found your kids looking at cc.com and you don't want them to read it anymore, learn to discipline your children and spare us your incessant bitching. • If your post ends with "I guess I went off on a tangent," you're a dipshit, quit wasting time. • Don't beg folks to post in response to your post, if your writing was that great to begin with, you'd probably have something better to do than to beg strangers on the internet to respond your witty retorts. • I know you think you're the first person to discover the lame ass Pamela Anderson picture, and although everyone enjoys the timeless of looking at plastic tits with airbrushed nipples, assume that everyone has already seen it and DON'T POST IT HERE OR ANYWHERE ELSE. To be on the safe side, format your hard drive and cancel your internet account. • If you find yourself using a thesaurus more than twice per post, you're an idiot. Stick to what you know: drinking $6 frappuccinos and reading the latest Anne Rice novel while you write entries for your stupid blog that nobody reads. • "Dope" is not an adjective. That about covers it for now. If you're going to post and you're not sure whether or not it's stupid, play it safe and presume it is. Together we can make Spray idiot-free. LOLERZ. Archie, yer dope! Quote
archenemy Posted April 18, 2007 Author Posted April 18, 2007 this thread iz tha bomb. so dope, LOL. That settles it. Oly, I am in luv wit u. Quote
olyclimber Posted April 18, 2007 Posted April 18, 2007 just wait till you see my crazy sausage arm. its blowin up in that 07! Quote
Sherri Posted April 18, 2007 Posted April 18, 2007 (edited) "Brevity is the soul of wit." Shakespeare would have been a good sprayer. Edited April 18, 2007 by Sherri Quote
G-spotter Posted April 18, 2007 Posted April 18, 2007 um that was too long so i didmn't read it but LOL archieclimber is tha best Quote
archenemy Posted April 18, 2007 Author Posted April 18, 2007 um that was too long so i didmn't read it but LOL archieclimber is tha best I'll match that cat and raise you one pussy. Quote
Sherri Posted April 18, 2007 Posted April 18, 2007 This is from Hamlet, of course, but I think the whole paragraph is germane to this topic's elucidation of the finer points of spray.(And, no, smarty, I didn't use the thesaurus for that.) "This business is well ended. My liege, and madam, to expostulate What majesty should be, what duty is, Why day is day, night night, and time is time, Were nothing but to waste night, day and time. Therefore, since brevity is the soul of wit, And tediousness the limbs and outward flourishes, I will be brief: your noble son is mad: Mad call I it; for, to define true madness, What is't but to be nothing else but mad? But let that go." Quote
archenemy Posted April 18, 2007 Author Posted April 18, 2007 Did you quote that b/c you know I am a Dane? Quote
dt_3pin Posted April 18, 2007 Posted April 18, 2007 LOLERZ. Archie, yer dope! I can't believe no one has replied to my post. Everbodiez, look at my post! It's awesome. Quote
Sherri Posted April 18, 2007 Posted April 18, 2007 LOLERZ. Archie, yer dope! I can't believe no one has replied to my post. Everbodiez, look at my post! It's awesome. Hold your horses, cowboy. They're bizzy reading other expostulations. Quote
chucK Posted April 18, 2007 Posted April 18, 2007 more thoughts... please don't make posts whining about how someone else should be moderated. I can see whining about perceived heavyhanded moderating, but whining about moderators not doing enough post/poster altering is just plain dumb tattletale BS. We know you would handle things differently if you had supreme power, but frankly, we don't care. For those who wish to complain about moderation or lack of it, we have created a new forum:forum to complain about moderation "Me too" posts are annoying, but sometimes forgiveable, but more than one in a thread is heartily discouraged. Between the hours of 9am and 9pm please STFU if you have nothing useful to say. Posting is not about letting people know that you are here. Quote
archenemy Posted April 18, 2007 Author Posted April 18, 2007 more thoughts... please don't make posts whining about how someone else should be moderated. I can see whining about perceived heavyhanded moderating, but whining about moderators not doing enough post/poster altering is just plain dumb tattletale BS. We know you would handle things differently if you had supreme power, but frankly, we don't care. For those who wish to complain about moderation or lack of it, we have created a new forum:forum to complain about moderation "Me too" posts are annoying, but sometimes forgiveable, but more than one in a thread is heartily discouraged. Between the hours of 9am and 9pm please STFU if you have nothing useful to say. Posting is not about letting people know that you are here. ChucK, I luv u 2 Quote
kevbone Posted April 18, 2007 Posted April 18, 2007 (edited) lame ass Pamela Anderson picture, and although everyone enjoys the timeless of looking at plastic tits with airbrushed nipples, assume that everyone has already seen it Nice arch...I thought G-spotter was the biggest sprayer/troller on this site, but you have proved me wrong......nice troll. Edited April 18, 2007 by kevbone Quote
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