Strange Shit You Learn on teh Interweb

[G-spotter]

Up to 94% of all giraffe sex is gay sex

 

8D

 

You probably won't find that on Conservipedia.

[foraker]

Really, why would God make gay giraffes? Are there libfag giraffes? Are there good conservative Christian giraffes?

Are giraffes the spawn of Satan, sent to Earth to seduce our children to adopt a gay lifestyle? Maybe Satan meant to put the curse on humans.. Does Satan just have bad aim? Does Satan need glasses? What does it say about the universe if the Prince of Lies can't hit what he's aiming at? Do you think he was just practicing? Why would God let Satan make gay giraffes? Or do you think it's a hipster libfag lifestyle choice? Help me out here.

[Sherri]

I don't care if they're gay or straight, but I could have gone without learning this : "Male giraffes determine female fertility by tasting the female's urine in order to detect estrus, in a multi-step process known as the flehmen response."

 

 

Ewwwwwwwwww. Giraffes are gross.

 

[Dechristo]

it's their long necks that got 'em into trouble, what with being able to stick their noses everywhere it doesn't belong.

[Sherri]

You said it.

[Dechristo]

a little bit o' pee never hurt anyone

[Sherri]

So, are the "flehmers" the straight ones?

 

I'm so confused.

[foraker]

a 'flehming giraffe' sounds like a drink...or a cocktail...so to speak.

[G-spotter]

gooooooooooolden giraffe showers

 

"hmmmm she tastes fertile... no necking today George, I gotta build up my sperm count"

[Sherri]

"necking" .... Thanks! I love a good pun in the mornin'.

[kevbone]

Does that turn you on?

[RogerJ]

So is Dean Potter a flehmer?

 

-r

[layton]

Gay Giraffe

 

 

How do you know a giraffe is gay? It's dick tastes like shit.

 

 

You can lead a giraffe to anus, but you can't make it toss your salad.

 

 

Pediphile gay giraffe

 

 

 

 

Edited April 13, 2007 by layton