G-spotter Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 Up to 94% of all giraffe sex is gay sex 8D You probably won't find that on Conservipedia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foraker Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 Really, why would God make gay giraffes? Are there libfag giraffes? Are there good conservative Christian giraffes? Are giraffes the spawn of Satan, sent to Earth to seduce our children to adopt a gay lifestyle? Maybe Satan meant to put the curse on humans.. Does Satan just have bad aim? Does Satan need glasses? What does it say about the universe if the Prince of Lies can't hit what he's aiming at? Do you think he was just practicing? Why would God let Satan make gay giraffes? Or do you think it's a hipster libfag lifestyle choice? Help me out here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherri Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 I don't care if they're gay or straight, but I could have gone without learning this : "Male giraffes determine female fertility by tasting the female's urine in order to detect estrus, in a multi-step process known as the flehmen response." Ewwwwwwwwww. Giraffes are gross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 it's their long necks that got 'em into trouble, what with being able to stick their noses everywhere it doesn't belong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherri Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 You said it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 a little bit o' pee never hurt anyone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherri Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 So, are the "flehmers" the straight ones? I'm so confused. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foraker Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 a 'flehming giraffe' sounds like a drink...or a cocktail...so to speak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted April 13, 2007 Author Share Posted April 13, 2007 gooooooooooolden giraffe showers "hmmmm she tastes fertile... no necking today George, I gotta build up my sperm count" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherri Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 "necking" .... Thanks! I love a good pun in the mornin'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 Does that turn you on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogerJ Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 So is Dean Potter a flehmer? -r Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
layton Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 (edited) Gay Giraffe How do you know a giraffe is gay? It's dick tastes like shit. You can lead a giraffe to anus, but you can't make it toss your salad. Pediphile gay giraffe Edited April 13, 2007 by layton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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