G-spotter Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 In the human body, which organ is in charge? All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge. The brain said: "I should be in charge, because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen." "I should be in charge," said the heart, "because I pump the blood and circulate oxygen all over the body, so without me you'd all waste away." "I should be in charge," said the stomach, "because I process food and give all of you energy." "I should be in charge," said the rectum, "because I'm responsible for waste removal." All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, and the blood was toxic. Eventually the other organs gave in. They all agreed that the rectum should be the boss. The moral of the story? You don't have to be smart or important to be in charge... just an Asshole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 ta da da dum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted March 19, 2007 Author Share Posted March 19, 2007 When I read this joke I immediately thought of Mike Layton and Cutthroat Peak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
layton Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 My shit was definitely in charge that day...so he was fired: out of my ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary_Yngve Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 Sounds more like the kidney/urinary system is in charge, not the ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 so your in charge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 My little head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 so your in charge? I though I was in charge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ducknut Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 One of these guys is in charge. I can remember which one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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