mtn_mouse Posted March 16, 2007 Share Posted March 16, 2007 Why the fuck do I look at some of this shit on this site?? Thank dog I have a life and don't have to sit at the keyboard all day long! Edited to add snaffle dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Posted March 16, 2007 Share Posted March 16, 2007 While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year-old Texas rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to former Texas Governor George W. Bush and his elevation to the White House. The old Texan said, "Well, ya know, Bush is a 'post turtle'." Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was. The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle." The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain, "You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just want to help the dumb shit get down." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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