tvashtarkatena Posted February 28, 2007 Posted February 28, 2007 Given that enchainments are all the rage these days, I put out a personal ad on the web, paid my $45, and now I've got three anorexic Spanish Supermodels chained to my basement radiator. The question is, what do I feed them? Thanks in advance. Quote
archenemy Posted February 28, 2007 Posted February 28, 2007 And be sure to eat all your meals in front of them. They love that. And mention how the odors actually contain calories. Bad calories. And that by inhaling, they are getting fatter. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted February 28, 2007 Author Posted February 28, 2007 Will this make them writhe? I want them to writhe. Quote
Weekend_Climberz Posted February 28, 2007 Posted February 28, 2007 Show them a picture of Britney, that'll make the writhe :tup: Quote
archenemy Posted February 28, 2007 Posted February 28, 2007 cattle prod. you can make mooing sounds while using it and imply that they are getting fat. I have more helpful tips and hints coming out in my "How to train in chains" manual. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted February 28, 2007 Author Posted February 28, 2007 (edited) cattle prod. you can make mooing sounds while using it and imply that they are getting fat. I have more helpful tips and hints coming out in my "How to train in chains" manual. You'll make a LOT more money with a DVD format. Some title ideas: "Chain Smoking Hot", "Playdiator", "Hot Links" Think about it. I'm in for 40%. Edited February 28, 2007 by tvashtarkatena Quote
archenemy Posted February 28, 2007 Posted February 28, 2007 Good thinking. I'll embed videos. You don't mind if I come over and shoot a few short films, do you? Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted February 28, 2007 Author Posted February 28, 2007 Not if you help me find some size -4 panties for my Supermodels. Quote
ivan Posted February 28, 2007 Posted February 28, 2007 grain-alcohol and rainwater turn up the radiator - they can sweat out the fat molecules Quote
archenemy Posted February 28, 2007 Posted February 28, 2007 Hmmm. They should all simultaneously fit into one size four panty. I'll find a cute little number for the girls. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted February 28, 2007 Author Posted February 28, 2007 The nice thing about chains is that they are a) inexpensive, and b) conductive. This brings a whole new excitement to the art of training these fatties to stop stuffing their pie holes. Quote
kevbone Posted February 28, 2007 Posted February 28, 2007 So far this thread is 2 pages of really good Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted February 28, 2007 Author Posted February 28, 2007 "Chain She Action", "Bottoms of the Food Chain" Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted February 28, 2007 Author Posted February 28, 2007 "Chain She Action", "Bottoms of the Food Chain", "Dicked Chainies" Quote
archenemy Posted February 28, 2007 Posted February 28, 2007 I like the second title. I think we can work with that. Keep em coming. Quote
archenemy Posted February 28, 2007 Posted February 28, 2007 Too bad "Chained Heat" is already taken. Quote
minx Posted February 28, 2007 Posted February 28, 2007 (edited) you're both missing the marketing opportunity of a lifetime here. i think a national "chain" of weightl0ss centers is the way to go. Edited February 28, 2007 by minx Quote
archenemy Posted February 28, 2007 Posted February 28, 2007 Hey, did you sign up for the sausagefest makeout? Quote
minx Posted February 28, 2007 Posted February 28, 2007 i have to check my calendar. i was unclear if it involved making out with a sausage? Quote
archenemy Posted February 28, 2007 Posted February 28, 2007 My understanding is that the sausage would only be an audience "member" Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted February 28, 2007 Author Posted February 28, 2007 you're both missing the marketing opportunity of a lifetime here. i think a national "chain" of weightl0ss centers is the way to go. "Experience Weightlessness" I'm bringing Hot Links to Sausagefest. Quote
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