Urinal that tells you if your drunk!

[Seahawks]

Guy that drunk hearing a females voice might think he's getting laid.

 

N.M. orders 500 talking urinal cakes

SANTA FE, N.M. (AP) -- New Mexico is taking its fight against drunken driving to men's restrooms around the state. The state has ordered 500 talking urinal cakes that will deliver a recorded anti-DWI message to bar and restaurant patrons who make one last pit stop before getting behind the wheel.

 

"Hey there, big guy. Having a few drinks?" a female voice says a few seconds after an approaching male sets off a motion sensor in the device. "It's time to call a cab or ask a sober friend for a ride home."

 

Transportation Department spokesman S.U. Mahesh said the urinal cakes are a way to reach one group that's a target of state safety campaigns. Men commit about three times as many drunken-driving infractions as women.

 

The devices, manufactured by New York-based Healthquest Technologies Inc., were invented by Richard Deutsch. He said there's no other device like it on the market.

 

"The idea is based on the concept that there is no more captive audience than a guy standing at a urinal," Deutsch said. "You can't look right and you can't look left; you've got to look at the ad."

 

Public awareness campaigns in New York, Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, Minnesota and Australia have used the devices, as have commercial advertisers.

 

In New Mexico, the device uses the state DWI slogan "You drink, you drive, you lose."

 

Some Albuquerque bars installed the devices this week, and the state plans to distribute them to Santa Fe bars and restaurants as well as establishments in Farmington, Gallup and Las Cruces.

 

The state spent $21 for each talking urinal cake for the pilot program but will ask bars and restaurants to pay for future orders if the idea catch on, Mahesh said.

 

The cakes have enough battery power to last about three months.

 

 

[StevenSeagal]

That reminds me of some funny bathroom urinal graffiti:

 

"This sink is too low and the soap smells funny!"

 

Another one, that Seahawk will appreciate:

 

"What are you looking up here for, the joke's in your hand"

[kevbone]

Ok…my wife and I were coming home from 12 days in Joshua Tree. Stopped at a rest stop about 50 miles inside the Oregon border. It was 1 am. Stopped to get some sleep in the van. I went in to the bathroom and on the wall in front of the urinal was one of those gross hand written notes stating “if you like to suck cock meet me here at 3/27/06 at 1 am”.

 

Can you guess the date? And what time it was?

 

At about 2 am I woke up in my van just to see someone walking off from my car. There was only 2 other cars in the parking lot, all several parking spaces away. Frickin gave me the creeps.

 

[Seahawks]

Ok…my wife and I were coming home from 12 days in Joshua Tree. Stopped at a rest stop about 50 miles inside the Oregon border. It was 1 am. Stopped to get some sleep in the van. I went in to the bathroom and on the wall in front of the urinal was one of those gross hand written notes stating “if you like to suck cock meet me here at 3/27/06 at 1 am”.

 

Can you guess the date? And what time it was?

 

At about 2 am I woke up in my van just to see someone walking off from my car. There was only 2 other cars in the parking lot, all several parking spaces away. Frickin gave me the creeps.

 

Don't give us the story about your wife, we know why you were there. LOL

 

I remember in college the shitty job I had, i had to clean the John. Some a-hole crapped all over the wall. Sucked ass.

 

[kevbone]

 

Don't give us the story about your wife, we know why you were there. LOL

 

Damn...that was funny.

[Seahawks]

That reminds me of some funny bathroom urinal graffiti:

 

"This sink is too low and the soap smells funny!"

 

Another one, that Seahawk will appreciate:

 

"What are you looking up here for, the joke's in your hand"

 

That pretty good one. Wish I could remember some of the funny ones I've seen.

[rob]

I remember in college the shitty job I had, i had to clean the John.

 

ba-dum CHSHH!

[StevenSeagal]

That reminds me of some funny bathroom urinal graffiti:

 

"This sink is too low and the soap smells funny!"

 

Another one, that Seahawk will appreciate:

 

"What are you looking up here for, the joke's in your hand"

 

That pretty good one. Wish I could remember some of the funny ones I've seen.

 

 

(With arrow pointing towards toilet paper dispenser)--"FREE PICTURES OF GEORGE BUSH. WIPE TO DEVELOP".

[G-spotter]

With arrow pointing to toilet dispenser, in University stall

 

"B.A., Take one"

[mtn_mouse]

HOW STUPID! If you're drunk, you can't hit the urinal dummy.

[kevbone]

HOW STUPID! If you're drunk, you can't hit the urinal dummy.

 

Maybe you cant!

[G-spotter]

kevbone has to sit to pee

[jon]

and wipes from the front....

[Dechristo]

half the time, he mistakes a hair for his peepee and pisses in his pants

[kevbone]

and wipes from the front....

 

So what?

[Dechristo]

how long have you been married?