archenemy Posted December 22, 2006 Posted December 22, 2006 So my mom is visiting me to share this special season. Tonight, we are having fun signing her up on match.com. (Side note: if you are a good guy over fifty, single, living in Boise or Seattle, PM me.) Being on the computer reminded her of something she needs some help with. She tells me she has an issue with her laptop--she needs to renew her Norton Anti-virus. I say sure, we can renew that for you. Mom: "So you can help me renew my Norton" Me: "Sure" Mom: "That's great, let's do it" Me: "Did you bring your laptop?" Mom: "No, can't we just do it from yours?" Me: snorting carrots and dip out my nose from laughing. Mom: doesn't get it. Quote
sk Posted December 22, 2006 Posted December 22, 2006 So my mom is visiting me to share this special season. Tonight, we are having fun signing her up on match.com. (Side note: if you are a good guy over fifty, single, living in Boise or Seattle, PM me.) Being on the computer reminded her of something she needs some help with. She tells me she has an issue with her laptop--she needs to renew her Norton Anti-virus. I say sure, we can renew that for you. Mom: "So you can help me renew my Norton" Me: "Sure" Mom: "That's great, let's do it" Me: "Did you bring your laptop?" Mom: "No, can't we just do it from yours?" Me: snorting carrots and dip out my nose from laughing. Mom: doesn't get it. having worked in the software industry, as a customer service agent i have to say... thank you so much dear for helping your mom. we love you for caring enough to stop your mom from making a call that would only end in frustration for all involved. Bless you dear! *kiss* Quote
olyclimber Posted December 22, 2006 Posted December 22, 2006 girls kissing. i knew there was a reason for logging on to spray this fine eve. Quote
sk Posted December 22, 2006 Posted December 22, 2006 girls kissing. i knew there was a reason for logging on to spray this fine eve. kissing is so warm and yummy and fun everyone should do it Quote
olyclimber Posted December 22, 2006 Posted December 22, 2006 this Baci i just opened says that 'Love is a sudden revelation, a kiss is always a discovery". Especially french kisses. Quote
G-spotter Posted December 22, 2006 Posted December 22, 2006 Hey archie did you show your mom how to use the cup holder on her laptop? Quote
sk Posted December 22, 2006 Posted December 22, 2006 this Baci i just opened says that 'Love is a sudden revelation, a kiss is always a discovery". Especially french kisses. what is a baci and where do i get one?? will it kiss me??? Quote
sk Posted December 22, 2006 Posted December 22, 2006 Hey archie did you show your mom how to use the cup holder on her laptop? hold on let me push the button so my cup holder will come out Quote
olyclimber Posted December 22, 2006 Posted December 22, 2006 "Baci" is Italian for "kiss". If you were in Seattle I'd give you one. Quote
sk Posted December 22, 2006 Posted December 22, 2006 i will be sure to let you know next time i am up north Quote
KaskadskyjKozak Posted December 23, 2006 Posted December 23, 2006 i will be sure to let you know next time i am up north or when you go down south. Quote
sk Posted December 23, 2006 Posted December 23, 2006 i will be sure to let you know next time i am up north or when you go down south. 8D a girl can always hope Quote
sk Posted December 23, 2006 Posted December 23, 2006 The world needs more women like you. i am not so sure about that. i am having a hard enough time finding a man to satisfy me and there is only one of me... Quote
sk Posted December 23, 2006 Posted December 23, 2006 You have any sisters? nope. i am an only child Quote
ZimZam Posted December 23, 2006 Posted December 23, 2006 Perhaps in a few years, they could isolate the DNA strand that keeps you so insatiable. There's a fortune to me made. It would sell like hot cakes. Quote
sk Posted December 23, 2006 Posted December 23, 2006 Perhaps in a few years, they could isolate the DNA strand that keeps you so insatiable. There's a fortune to me made. It would sell like hot cakes. all men say the want a woman who wants sex all the time, and when they get one... they just don't have the stamina for it. it would sell like hot cakes at first but then men would out law it. Quote
archenemy Posted December 23, 2006 Author Posted December 23, 2006 That is so true. What's worse though is that it triggers all their performance-anxiety fears. They often turn this around into the, "I feel like I can never satisfy you enough" discussion. Quote
joblo7 Posted December 23, 2006 Posted December 23, 2006 I BEG TO DIFFER! AFTER 8 YEARS OF GETTING ENLARGED IN EVERY WAY 5 TIMES A DAY MY FIRST WIFE CALLED A BIG TIME OUT AND SAID "YOU TREAT ME LIKE A SEX OBJECT" Quote
joblo7 Posted December 23, 2006 Posted December 23, 2006 ON TOPIC,,,, I ASKED MY MOM WHAT WAS HER FAVORITE SEX AID AND SHE SAID: " YOUR DAD WEARING A CONDOM WITH THE LITTLE HAND A THE END.!" Quote
Dechristo Posted December 23, 2006 Posted December 23, 2006 your caps key wearies of your emphasis Quote
olyclimber Posted December 23, 2006 Posted December 23, 2006 HELLO! I'M JUST LOGGING ONTO YOUR BLOG BECAUSE I LIKE HOT SEKS! Quote
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