Olyclimber, Internet Detective

[olyclimber]

Using only information I have summarized from forums and chat rooms across the internet, join me for the next couple of months as I unravel the world's mysterys.

 

What happened to the Mayan civilization?

Who really shot JFK?

Is Micheal Jackson a white person now?

Who really built the pyramids of Egypt?

What really happened to Messner's brother?

 

 

Using the tribal knowledge of the internet, combined with my incredible uncommon sense, I'll be solving these mysteries and putting them to bed for once and for all. Using my indoor generator and BBQ system, I'll work through any power outage as an Internet Sleuth to get to the bottom of these using solely such clues as conjecture, speculation, and wild assed guesses.

 

Thanks, and god bless. I hope you'll join me.

[StevenSeagal]

Maybe this guy can join you-

 

[LandShark]

Is the Land Shark really the cleverest species?

[olyclimber]

I HAVE DETERMINED THAT IT WAS STUPID PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET THAT KILLED THE MAYAN CIVILIZATION.

[LandShark]

Did they have people back then?

[foraker]

I HAVE DETERMINED THAT IT WAS STUPID PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET THAT KILLED THE MAYAN CIVILIZATION.

 

Either Layton's roommate has now broken into Olyclimber's computer

 

or

 

Olyclimber is Layton's 'roommate'

 

or

 

Olyclimber has eaten Layton's roommate's brain

[dan_forester]

olyclimber=zombie jesus?

 

is layton's roommate's head missing?

 

WHAT IS THE CONDITION OF LAYTON'S ROOMMATE'S HEAD???

[olyclimber]

still working on this