Dechristo Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 I've never found Madonna particularly attractive or sexy. I dig some of her jingles/pop tunes and some of her videos are great (especially the one Cunningham did for her), but I've never fantasized about gettin' it on with her. Which made last night's experience particularly perplexing: I was at a party where she was in attendance. There were a lot of the music industry glitterati there with entourages in tow. Intoxicants of all manner were available and flowing. I stayed off to the side, mostly, chit-chatting with that guy and that girl about the latest projects - generally, maintaining and building "the network" that helps to keep all musicians working. The party ebbed slightly and I took a seat on a couch in the auxillary hallway that lead from outside in the back of the house, where the main party was banging, to the interior of the house. I was seated for less than a minute when Madonna and 5-6 of her "friends" (staff/bodyguards) came through the doorway from the party proper and started to walk through the hallway. She stopped in front of me and turned to say something to her staff. When she finished whatever she had to say to them, she turned and sat on the couch I was on; she looked frustrated. I turned from looking at her to face her group; half were talking on cellphones, two were eyeing artwork on the wall, one was looking back out to the party. When I turned to look at Madonna again, she looked up and turned to face me. We smiled a greeting at one another and started to make small-talk about life, music, ...the usual. We started to hit it off. She broke from our conversation long enough to get the attention of her entourage and wave them off, after which, they soon departed. It wasn't long before we were cuddling and kissing. Without going into all the details of the moves and escalation of passion, we ended up getting it on right there on the couch. so, what does this dream mean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 so, what does this dream mean? To say off the plunger! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mountainmatt Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 You need more lovin' http://www.cuddleparty.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenSeagal Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 For one, it means you probably had to change your sheets this morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbw1966 Posted December 7, 2006 Share Posted December 7, 2006 You never made it out of puberty. Perhaps why you and kevbone have bonded so smashingly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 You never made it out of puberty. Perhaps why you and kevbone have bonded so smashingly. What... he is way more pubic than me...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenSeagal Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 You never made it out of puberty. Perhaps why you and kevbone have bonded so smashingly. Go eat a dick, clownpuncher. You're not Above the Law either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Phil Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 Can you identify the "Madonna" of your dreams? P6AeTQARi_M Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbw1966 Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 Go eat a dick, clownpuncher. You're not Above the Law either. My reply was in answer to dechristo's question. But hey, if you feel it applies to you then knock yourself out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenSeagal Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 Go eat a dick, clownpuncher. You're not Above the Law either. My reply was in answer to dechristo's question. But hey, if you feel it applies to you then knock yourself out I easily could do that you know...but why would I? My bad...easily confused because kevbone for better or worse is trying to become my toadie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 trying to become my toadie. So.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wfinley Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 On day 19 of an Alaskan Range trip I once dreamed that my girlfriend was baking a chocolate cake naked. When I walked into the kitchen she began rubbing the frosting all over her breasts. I was about to start cleaning off the frosting off when my climbing partner woke me and said it was time to get moving. On day 21 I dreamed I was in a kitchen with a hot Latino babe who was making chicken wings. I was equally mesmerized by her butt and the hot sauce that she was massaging into the wings. On day 25 I dreamed that my dog got into a fight with an Islamic cleric who also happened to be a king salmon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 SnugTopping with Madonna? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenSeagal Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 On day 19 of an Alaskan Range trip I once dreamed that my girlfriend was baking a chocolate cake naked. When I walked into the kitchen she began rubbing the frosting all over her breasts. I was about to start cleaning off the frosting off when my climbing partner woke me and said it was time to get moving. Let me guess, on Day 20 you teabagged your partner in your sleep? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted December 8, 2006 Author Share Posted December 8, 2006 unlike Paris, Britney, and Lindsay, Madonna was wearing panties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
counterfeitfake Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 OLD SCHOOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 teabagged your partner in your sleep Is this a bad thing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
counterfeitfake Posted December 8, 2006 Share Posted December 8, 2006 probably better for both of you, than doing it while he was awake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted December 8, 2006 Author Share Posted December 8, 2006 unless he grinds he teeth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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