Therapy

[olyclimber]

I am posting here instead of another non-spray thread because I'm trying to be a good cc.comer. This is the hardest thing i have ever done. That thread is so spraylicious. So much i do with it....

[Dechristo]

you've come to the right place

[Dechristo]

I suggest castor oil, an enema, and an issue of Mountain Gazette from the 70's.

[olyclimber]

If I close my eyes, you don't exist.

[archenemy]

bubblegum

[Dechristo]

I'm the colored moving dots of light behind your eyelids

[kevbone]

I guess this is where the addicts go. So Im here

[Dechristo]

We always take a shit break for the seventh post; it's part of the therapy.

[kevbone]

We always take a shit break for the seventh post; it's part of the therapy.

 

You shit on a post then take a break. what???

[Dechristo]

it's the calm after peristalsis

[kevbone]

it's the calm after peristalsis

 

What do you do for a living?

This is a serious question. Althought you will probably not give a serious answer! I will tell if you do.

[Dechristo]

I'm an old time smugglin' man and I know just what to do

D7 A

I'm an old time smugglin' man and I know just what to do

E7 D7 A E

I sell guns to the Arabs, I sell dynamite to the Jews

 

A

I'm a rum runner, and I built myself a ship

D7 A

I'm a rum runner, and I built myself a ship

E7 D7

No matter how many slaves I sell

A E

I have just enough money for one more trip

 

A

I sell whiskey to the Indians and I smuggle in the gin

D7 A

I sell whiskey to the Indians and I smuggle in the gin

E7 D7

If you want anything illegal

A E

ask old Timmie to bring it in

 

A

I'm an old time smugglin' man and I know just what to do

D7 A

I'm an old time smugglin' man and I know just what to do

E7 D7 A

I sell guns to the Arabs, I sell dynamite to the Jews

[kevbone]

I'm an old time smugglin' man and I know just what to do

D7 A

I'm an old time smugglin' man and I know just what to do

E7 D7 A E

I sell guns to the Arabs, I sell dynamite to the Jews

 

A

I'm a rum runner, and I built myself a ship

D7 A

I'm a rum runner, and I built myself a ship

E7 D7

No matter how many slaves I sell

A E

I have just enough money for one more trip

 

A

I sell whiskey to the Indians and I smuggle in the gin

D7 A

I sell whiskey to the Indians and I smuggle in the gin

E7 D7

If you want anything illegal

A E

ask old Timmie to bring it in

 

A

I'm an old time smugglin' man and I know just what to do

D7 A

I'm an old time smugglin' man and I know just what to do

E7 D7 A

I sell guns to the Arabs, I sell dynamite to the Jews

 

Do you play the guitar? I do!

[Dechristo]

[cj001f]

cue the Avalanches

[kevbone]

Cue your pads woman!

[pink]

spray is therapy. ever since i found spray i don't beat off near as much.

[Dechristo]

have your eyes become less squinty and buck-teeth less pronounced?

[olyclimber]

Laughter is the best medicine

 

[Dechristo]

you're putting up videos for the sole reason of piqueing those of us Neanderthals on dial-up.

 

 

nefarious pernicious prick

[olyclimber]

[Dechristo]

racist

[mountainmatt]

Hey Oly, can teach us neanderthals how to insert videos?

[olyclimber]

you will be able to very soon.

[tvashtarkatena]

you're putting up videos for the sole reason of piqueing those of us Neanderthals on dial-up.

 

Despite DNA evidence suggesting that humans and neanderthals interbred, I will continue denying that I am related to you in any way.