Fat People Reduce Vehicle Mileage

[G-spotter]

New study correlates obesity with increased oil consumption

 

[tvashtarkatena]

Smoother ride, though.

[RemoWilliams]

yeah but fat people carry more potential alternative energy -- if only you could harness the waves and ripples generated by movement.

[mythosgrl]

i've actually wondered before how much fuel economy was decreased when heavier people were in the cars. I need not wonder anymore.

[TREETOAD]

Perhaps they could be rendered down and used as biodiesel

[Chad_A]

Maybe they should make a law to make McDonalds, etc, give their leftover oil to the biodiesel manufacturers to repay their debt to the environment.

[Dechristo]

Smoother ride, though.

 

why do threads evolve eventually to sex talk

[Arc]

Because of Satan.

[Dechristo]

Because of Satan.

[Arc]

I'm not drinking with you anymore.

[Dechristo]

never say never

[pope]

i've actually wondered before how much fuel economy was decreased when heavier people were in the cars. I need not wonder anymore.

 

Save gas. Make your fat girl friend walk.

[Dechristo]

another benefit of the fat Significant Other: better traction on slick roads.

[pope]

another benefit of the fat Significant Other: better traction on slick roads.

 

Right. Make her sit over the back wheels of your Ford Ranger next time it snows.

[tvashtarkatena]

naked

[Dechristo]

another benefit of the fat Significant Other: better traction on slick roads.

 

Right. Make her sit over the back wheels of your Ford Ranger next time it snows.

 

But, wouldn't it actually decrease traction if I made her shit all over the back wheels? Maybe if it were cold enough and the shit solidified to form heavy lugs...

 

...and she had eaten corn.