Chaps Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 By now most of you have figured out that I am Jack Osborne, adrenaline junkie. You guys have to check out Depth Charge, from some time I spent climbing in Croatia with Sharma. That dude can party like my dad did. He smoked like an ounce in one weekend. I seriously wanted to join him, but after the seven-day detox involving colonic irrigation twice a day I got in Thailand, I didn't want to get the shaft again. I had a tube up my ass twice a day and five litres of coffee was poured in. Anyway, check it out: http://www.actionsportsvideos.com/climb.html Oh ya, have any of you taken up climbing yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaps Posted August 30, 2006 Author Share Posted August 30, 2006 Oh...and in case you haven't guessed by now, I also post as Steven Seagal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billygoat Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 fluffy fucker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whidbey Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 Billy... I was thinking the same thing... Whats he do to fluff?.. yikes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 I had a tube up my ass twice a day and five litres of coffee was poured in. What did the Starbucks clerk say when you showed up with the tube the first time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 What did the Starbucks clerk say when you showed up with the tube the first time? He said, "Wow! Chaps, you are one serious ass-sucker!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 "That'll be $10.97 please. Uh. Need any whip cream?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 "... Uh. Need any whip cream?" He takes the two separately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyHarry Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 Need room for cream? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 I wouldn't ask Dechristo that if I were you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 Need room for cream? I have one rented by the hour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 eew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyHarry Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 Need room for cream? I have one rented by the hour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted August 30, 2006 Share Posted August 30, 2006 Too bad you can't just get one for two and a half minutes. Maybe there is a niche market for that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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