Alpinfox Posted August 7, 2006 Posted August 7, 2006 Aar-dvark Aar-dvark It starts with an "A" Aar-dvark Aar-dvark It ends with a "K" Aar-dvark Aar-dvark It's not easy to say Aar-dvark Aar-dvark But we'll try anyway Aar-dvark Aar-dvark It eats ants all day Aar-dvark Aar-dvark It calls itself Ray Aar-dvark Aar-dvark It starts with an "A" It ends with a "K" It's an A-A-R-D-V-A-R-K Aardvark! Quote
billcoe Posted August 8, 2006 Posted August 8, 2006 I figured it would be Crabs. *Easy to keep out of sight. *Easy to feed. *Fit into small spaces on the boat. *They're everywhere you want to be. *Maintain the Nautical theme. *No shit running down your back and neck like with a Parrot. Quote
Alpinfox Posted August 8, 2006 Author Posted August 8, 2006 I figured it would be Crabs. A crab? That's lame. Maybe a cAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRp!!!!, but a crab? Quote
ken4ord Posted August 10, 2006 Posted August 10, 2006 I figured it would be Crabs. A crab? That's lame. Maybe a cAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRp!!!!, but a crab? Shit dude your drunk again. Take two advil and go to sleep, then meet us at Index. Quote
Cobra_Commander Posted August 10, 2006 Posted August 10, 2006 A pet crab would be a bitch at the dog park. Terrible temper! Quote
Off_White Posted August 10, 2006 Posted August 10, 2006 Nah, I'm sure it would be a bARGHnacle, which would happily live on your peg leg as long as you kept it submerged in salt water for part of each day. Quote
lI1|1! Posted August 10, 2006 Posted August 10, 2006 how 'bout a pet tapeworm - goes where you go, eats what you eat Quote
Alpinfox Posted August 10, 2006 Author Posted August 10, 2006 Pet lobsters are turn into sissies. "Yarr, it's not his fault he's a sissy. Someone's been coddling him." Quote
catbirdseat Posted August 10, 2006 Posted August 10, 2006 Avast there, ye scurvy nave. The pirate's best friend be the double yellow headed Amazon Parrot. A friend in fair weather and foul. Squaaaaaaakkkkk! Quote
Cobra_Commander Posted August 10, 2006 Posted August 10, 2006 double yellow headed Amazon Parrot photo says otherwise. only one head Quote
billcoe Posted August 14, 2006 Posted August 14, 2006 i'm here to end this thread How are you proposing to do that? Quote
Dechristo Posted August 14, 2006 Posted August 14, 2006 i'm here to end this thread How are you proposing to do that? Oly believes he's the best pet for a pirate, so end of discussion. "ARRRRRRRly!!! C'mere me pet." Quote
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