Klimb 4 Kurt

[Raindawg]

Ahoy.

 

Dwayner and Pope's Goodtime Bouldering Rodeo is proud to present:

 

KLIMB 4 KURT

Where? Spire Rock, Sprinker Park, Spanaway (near Tacoma)

When? Next Tuesday, 18th July, 6 - 9 PM

 

This is how it works:

Come out to climb on Washington State's premier outdoor rock and Dwayner and Pope will contribute $5 per person to the Alpine K Fund for the first 10 cc.com folks who show up, for a maximum of $50. And if you feel so compelled as to give up a few of your beloved shekels that you would otherwise spend on that Tuesday Twilight Zone known as "Pube Club", Dwayner and Pope will match your contributions up to an additional $50. We can't charge you to climb Spire Rock, and this whole thing is completely informal, but come on out and have a good time, bring some gear for top-roping, and help out your fellow climbing buddy. And the good thing is, you don't even have to like Dwayner or Pope to participate!

 

Nope, we're not joking....but if you're lucky, though, you might experience some of our classic antics, for example:

- the pee-stained, cigarette-burned hobo mattress "plop" pad;

- the shoe demonstrations;

- the free "climbers' clinic", etc.

 

So, let's see who's willing to come on out to support a fellow climber.

 

"But,,,,but,,,,,but,,,,,it's, like, in Tacoma,,,and I, like, uh, live in....uh Ballard......it's such a long drive!!!"

 

Get a grip, king-sized, beta-spewing mountain explorer. It ain't that far. Think of all the time and gas money you regularly waste driving to Exit 38 on a routine basis. Call the "Waaaambulance" and make the trip. Instead of literally pissing your money away drinking beer on Tuesday, how about: Klimb and Kontribute. Rain or Shine....and if it rains, we can retire to a nearby pub. The deal will still apply, and you can continue your usual habits AND contribute.

 

See you there....next week.

More...map link, etc. later.

 

Posted on behalf of Dwayner and Pope by "Raindawg"

[MarkMcJizzy]

This event would be worthy of wheeling Kurt out of Harborview, and down to Sprinker Park. But I don't know if the Doc's would agree. Thank you.

[catbirdseat]

I'll go, if we can get a carpool going.

[mattp]

I have a prior obligation that night or I'd gladly attend. Spire Rock is AWESOME and that shoe clinic sounds cool!!!

 

Send it!

[Figger_Eight]

Crap-I'll be out on a 5 day trip. I'll see if I can get back in time.

[icegirl]

maybe we can either move it to the following week, or have a SECOND one and make sure y'all who couldn't make it the first time get to join in the entertainment!!!

 

this is awesome!!!!

[Raindawg]

maybe we can either move it to the following week, or have a SECOND one and make sure y'all who couldn't make it the first time get to join in the entertainment!!!

this is awesome!!!!

 

Sorry, Icegirlie, but if we changed the date to meet everyone's schedule, it will never happen. So time and place as above...let's check your schedule....mmmmmm....looks like you just might be able to swing it when the boss ain't lookin....so bring your charming and lovely self down south to Tacoma/Spanaway.

 

I'll go, if we can get a carpool going.

And if you can't get one going, are you saying that you aren't coming? Are you that dependent upon the fickle whims of others? Walk on the wild side....go solo if necessary. Pope will give you a belay. See you there.

 

Next, a tempting photo of SPIRE ROCK, the artificial monolith whose craggy existence is the very definition of fun.

 

Anchors on top provide for top-roping on routes up to 5.11 or you can "boulder" around with a bed of pea-gravel to cushion your tumble.

 

MORE OPPORTUNITIES TO ASSIST ALPINE K.

 

We've got a few items we're accumulating for a brief auction:

 

Thus far, we have an AUTOGRAPHED copy of BIG LOU'S book, "Lou Whittaker: Memoirs of a Mountain Guide", full of exciting anecdotes and memorable quotes that will make a splendid addition to any cc.com reader's alpine library.

 

Also, probably, an early pair of Chouinard/Patagonia fleece pants modified with zippers, c.1980.

 

And who knows what else might appear from us or show up with you?

 

Question: How do you get to Spire Rock next Tuesday?

 

DIRECTIONS

TO SPIRE ROCK at Sprinker Recreation Center:

Sprinker Recreation Center

14824 So. "C" Street, Tacoma, WA 98444

(253) 798-4000

From the North/South:

From I-5, take exit 127 following the Mt. Rainier/Puyallup signs to Highway 512 going east. Take the second exit (Parkland/Spanaway-Pacific Ave) and at the stop light turn right onto Pacific Avenue (SR 7). Head south for 2.7 miles then turn right on Military Road (152nd St). Sprinker Center is 1 1/2 blocks down on the right.

 

 

From the East:

Go west on Highway 512. Take the Mt. Rainier/Hiway 7 exit and follow the off ramp around to your left. At the stoplight turn left onto Pacific Avenue. Go south on Pacific Avenue for 2.7 miles and turn right on Military Road (152nd St.) Sprinker Center is 1 1/2 blocks down on the right.

As you enter the parking lot, SPIRE Rock is located to the far left of the facility between the ballfields and Breseman Forest.

 

Once again, this is an informal gathering with no official endorsements or sponsorships. Come and climb and contributions will be made.

 

Posted on behalf of Dwayner and Pope by "Raindawg".

[Raindawg]

Don't Forget: Tomorrow...Tuesday...."Dwayner 'n Pope's Good-Time Bouldering Rodeo" presents:

 

KLIMB 4 KURT

 

Spire Rock, Tacoma

6 - 9 PM

 

* Have an artificial outdoor experience that puts to shame that grid-bolted travesty known as Exit 38.

 

* Enjoy a commanding view of Mt. Rainier ("Raindawg") from Spire's lofty summit.

 

* See the very place that inspired some of the names of routes on Icicle Canyon's "J-Y" crag including:

"Spanaway Spud" and "Lawnmower Drill Team".

 

New items added to the "auction" including a couple of early 1980's Chouinard catalogs and some fine mountaineering books.

 

Just by showing up, you'll be making a contribution to Mr. Alpine K, but you'll want to make your own contributions as well.

 

Bring at least your shoes and a harness, rope and a few slings and 'biners for a top rope and you're good to go. Dwayner 'n Pope will have a couple of poach ropes set up, too, for the enjoyment of minimalists. And some $$$ for Kurt.

 

So who's coming?

 

Posted on behalf of Dwayner and Pope by "Raindawg"

 

P.S.

 

"Bring your own brie!"

[Fairweather]

I'll be out of town as of tonight, but put me down for a contribution anyhow. I'm glad to hear AK's recovery is progressing well. Wish I could attend and demonstrate my 5.5 toprope skills...and show my new Grigri to OffWhite.

[Raindawg]

It's today, Tuesday, 18th July, 6 - 9 PM.

 

[Alpinfox]

Who is going down there from Seattle? When?

[tanstaafl]

Sent you a pm.

[Alpinfox]

 

I'm gonna rap-bolt that whole thing.

 

VIA FERATTA 4EVA BABY!!!