G-spotter Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 http://www.aftenposten.no/english/local/article1346411.ece Northern Norway struck by meteor "equivalent to Hiroshima bomb" Wednesday evening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 Holy shit! I hope all the black metal bands survived! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted June 9, 2006 Author Share Posted June 9, 2006 I don't think some corpse paint and a metal codpiece are gonna do much to stop a giant flying chunk of DEATH FROM ABOVE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 I don't know which is a better name for a band: corpse paint or Death From Above Sorry, Metal Codpiece is out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyHarry Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 Holy shit! I hope all the black metal bands survived! I think its OK, I doubt there's a lot of black people in Norway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted June 9, 2006 Author Share Posted June 9, 2006 Maybe a helmet with horns on it might be a bit better. So it's a good thing it hit Norway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyHarry Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 Or a conehead helmet to deflect any potential falling debris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dt_3pin Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 Wow. Sounds just like Hiroshima. I hope their curtains are okay. "There were ground tremors, a house shook and a curtain was blown into the house," Norway's best known astronomer Knut Jørgen Røed Ødegaard told Aftenposten.no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra_Commander Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 why not just hit your head against some meteorite on display somewhere. the odds of being hit twice by a meteorite are exceedingly poor. once again the commander provides advice for healthy living. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted June 9, 2006 Share Posted June 9, 2006 well, i'm going to wear a metal cod piece from now on out just to be safe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 Farmer Peter Bruvold was out on his farm in Lyngseidet with a camera because his mare Virika was about to foal for the first time... "I heard the bang seven minutes later. It sounded like when you set off a solid charge of dynamite a kilometer (0.62 miles) away," Bruvold said. Now I have to wonder, how does a horse farmer know so much about how dynamite explosions sound one kilometer distant? Put a microphone in front of someone, and all of a sudden, everybody's a fuggin' expert, eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 well, i'm going to wear a metal cod piece from now on out just to be safe. Wrong head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 Farmer Peter Bruvold was out on his farm in Lyngseidet with a camera because his mare Virika was about to foal for the first time... "I heard the bang seven minutes later. It sounded like when you set off a solid charge of dynamite a kilometer (0.62 miles) away," Bruvold said. Now I have to wonder, how does a horse farmer know so much about how dynamite explosions sound one kilometer distant? Put a microphone in front of someone, and all of a sudden, everybody's a fuggin' expert, eh? Every good farmer knows how to clear the land. (even the horse farmers in Eumenclaw) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big_Lebowski Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 If you're Norwegian, your head is hard enough already, Man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted June 10, 2006 Author Share Posted June 10, 2006 That's what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Larry! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TREETOAD Posted June 10, 2006 Share Posted June 10, 2006 Every good farmer knows how to clear the land. (even the horse farmers in Eumenclaw Behind every good horse is a good farmer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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