archenemy Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 How do pirates manage? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klenke Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 They put the entire roll on the hook and reach back. Duh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 they use the parrot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weekend_Climberz Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 What, you haven't heard of a keel haul? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogerJ Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH Wiping is fer yer sissy pirates Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 Bloodninja: I need you talk like a pirate. sweet17: ??? Bloodninja: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!" Bloodninja: ok? Bloodninja: Hello? sweet17: You can't be serious Bloodninja: Oh yes I am! Bloodninja: It's my fantasy. sweet17: this is retarded Bloodninja: Do you want it or not? sweet17: Yes I want it. Bloodninja: Then you'll do it for me? sweet17: sure Bloodninja: Ok. Here we go. Bloodninja: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs. Bloodninja: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them Bloodninja: I softly begin to tounge your wet kitty. Bloodninja: I run my tounge up and down your smooth cunt. sweet17: mmmm yeah Bloodninja: uh oh ...going limp. sweet17: Har Bloodninja: You gotta do better than that! Bloodninja: Your picture was really bad. sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRR Bloodninja: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your kitty get more moist with every stroke. Bloodninja: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth. Bloodninja: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose. Bloodninja: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity. sweet17: mmmmmm you are good Bloodninja: I feel your thighs tighten as I suckharder Bloodninja: going limp sweet17: HARRRRRRR Bloodninja: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands. Bloodninja: You begin to sway back and forth. Bloodninja: going limp sweet17: this is stupid Bloodninja: ...still limp Bloodninja: Do it! sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR Bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your asshole. Bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass. Bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass. sweet17: WTF?!?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogerJ Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 Um... that was special... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 OMFG!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RocNoggin Posted May 6, 2006 Share Posted May 6, 2006 ROTFLMFAO!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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